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Brisbane Dad Forces Family To Learn Entire Butterfingers Discography As He Begins Mourning The Zoo 
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next 
Irish Lad In Melbourne Struggling To Identify His Own Countrymen Now That Guinness Has Become Cool 
Jesus announces even he can no longer save in this economy 
New Concrete Slab Deemed ‘Too Tall’ By City Residents 
Today’s Image Editorial 
What’s Your Password? 
Friend That Carries Around Portable Phone Charger Nominated For The Order Of Australia 
SBS Brace For Spike In Late Night Ratings Following Introduction Of Age Limits For Porn Websites 
Soon At A Theater Near You! 
Biden Administration To Reclassify Marijuana 
Big-Box Brands Ranked By How Bangable Their Logo Is 
Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home 
Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes 
Canadian universities defend banning pro-Palestinian encampments: “We want our students to study genocide, not actually do anything about it” 
House prices fall leaving everyone who owns a house looking a right dick 
World Snooker Championship to launch replica kits 
AI tools pass new intelligence milestone after researchers fail to find a single AI that would vote for Reform UK 
This woman couldn’t take no for an answer on Tinder and her parting shot is an absolute jaw-dropper 
People have been sharing their favourite ‘Fiat 500 moments’ and this one is in a league all of its own 
We ask you: will you heartlessly punish blameless Tory councillors in tomorrow’s elections? 
Trump Boys Bake Dad Cake With Gavel Hidden Inside 
Kind Neighbor on Nextdoor Wants Everyone to Know They’re Safe Because He is Second Coming of Christ 
Bill Murray Showed Up to My Wedding, Sang With the Band, Danced With the Bride, and Will Kill a Hostage Every Hour Until His Demands Are Met 
Friend Asks if He Can Borrow Pickup So He Can Move, Record a TikTok Ranting About the Government 
The Government bribing an asylum seeker to go to Rwanda isn’t the win they seem to think – 14 scathing responses 
The mounting fury of this woman demanding someone give them their Insta name is a fabulously entertaining jaw-dropper 
Pugad Blogger Dr. Ethel Pineda Bats For Acquiescence 
Lucky You! 6 Trick-Or-Treaters In April! 
The Caitlin Clark Effect: Dick’s Sporting Goods Just Released A Basketball With A Ponytail 
Horny Weatherman Recommends Bringing White T-Shirt In Case Of Rain 
Congress Passes Opioid Crisis Legislation After Addict Cousin Steals Their Xbox 
A Florida man was arrested for throwing pasta, and people cooked up some great puns – 14 delicious samples 
We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious at taxpayer cash being used to feed hungry schoolchildren 
Concern that links to the Tory party could hurt Tories in upcoming local elections 
Museums should have pubs instead of gift shops, nation agrees 
Duolingo, and other stressful app reminders that can f**k off 
The Marcos Administration: Distraction Vs. Reality 
“Biological Sex is a Fact” – NHS SHOCKER! 
CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar 
Government threatens to send asylum seekers to Roscommon 
Local barman has a good feeling about friendly new customer 
Over 80% of asylum seekers arriving on buses from Belfast 
Labor Vows to Keep Adding to Defence Budget Until Domestic Violence Crisis Is Solved 
Baby Kicks Comedian Out of Playpen 
Wendy’s Canada Adds New Sausage Bacon Deluxe 
Tim Hortons Launches Week-Long Smile Cookie Campaign Starting April 29, 2024 
Loblaws promises to lower grocery prices as soon as Leafs win three rounds in the playoffs 
Leafs assure devastated fans that this is them trying their best 
Small-Town Police Chief Happy That Someone In Town was Finally Murdered, Even if it was His Wife 
“We know where all the Rwanda deportees are, we’re just keeping it a secret,” insists government 
Fauci admits Military Decision Making Process not based on science 
Middle-aged women delighted by ugly modern fashions 
Beyond Satire: Home Office Can’t Find Rwanda Migrants 
Experts: General AI Will Soon be Integrated Into Everything 
Slot Machine: 7 Tactics of Increasing the Chances of Winning Slot Games 
Tuba Players Are Standing Outside Trump Tower And Playing When Trump Walks In And Out 
“Fetus Dolls” Are This Year’s New Christian Toy Trend 
Heartbreaking: Dale Earnhardt Would Have Been 73 Feet Tall Today 
Penitent Pleiadian Entanglement (Hopeful Speculations Of A Hopeless Mattressnaut) 
Trump Replaces Pecker 
Help. I’m Trapped! 10 Ways to Get Out of a Boring Conversation 
In Response to Trump’s Lawyer’s Argument that President can Kill Political Rivals, Justices Say President is Only able to Kill Three Political Rivals in One Term 
New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever 
Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program 
A New Howler Monkey Species That Pees On Each Other Was Named After Donald Trump 
Triggered Woke People and Eco Zealots Encouraged to Choose Euthanasia 
Cracking the Whip 
6 Times Mom Kicked Dad Out Only To Have Him Build A New Life For Himself Where He Was Absolutely Thriving Within A Matter Of Hours 
GoT Fans Rejoice! George R.R. Martin Just Announced The Reason He’s Taken So Long On The Next ‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Is Because He Couldn’t Decide If Dragons Piss Fire Or Not But He’s Finally Decided That They Do Piss Fire 
Hollywood Complaint Center to eliminate inaccuracies in military and war movies 
Citing Second Amendment, Trump’s Lawyer Argues President can Legally Order Bears to Maul Political Rivals 
Local Man Finally Achieves Perfect Work-Life Balance by No Longer Going to Work 
Anger as Garda who shot man who was simply trying to stab him escapes prosecution 
Over 80% of asylum seekers driving down from the North 
Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again 
Donald Trump And Joel Osteen Might Start A New Mega Church 
Popeyes Canada Adds New Buffalo Crispy Chicken Wrap And Loaded Buffalo Poutine 
Burger King Canada Brings Back Jalapeño Chicken Fries 
Subway Canada Launches New Retail Sauces In Grocery Stores 
Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandkids For Violating NDA’s He Made Them Sign 
It’s time for every groundbreaking ceremony ever 
Owner of Bruce Lehrmann Tattoo Revealed to Be Bruce Lehrmann 
Dedicated 24-Hour News Channel to Provide Rolling Coverage of Arj Barker/Crying Baby Situation 
In This Furnace Of The Lighted Edge, A True Hero For Our Time 
The Diabolic Empath 
The Dead That Vote 
Takoma Park Shifts Focus From Creating Gaza Peace Resolution to Solving Instagram Restaurant War 
Politics of Pain 
Mild Speculations Of An Exiled Droplet 
Takoma Park Residents Demand Delay of Solar Eclipse Until Multiple Shadow Studies Performed 
Trump to Sell His Sacred Relics Collection of the Holy Cross and Circumcision 
In Forgetfulness, The Song Remembered 
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