I am a freelance copywriter, providing ghostwriting, blog and website content. I write in a »
I am a freelance copywriter, providing ghostwriting, blog and website content. I write in a variety in of niches, including retail, business, mental health, and entertainment.
The Sleaze is a UK based satire and humour site. The Sleaze offers an uncompromising, off beat »
The Sleaze is a UK based satire and humour site. The Sleaze offers an uncompromising, off beat and savage view of our world with British Political Satire, News Satire, Pop Culture Satire, Religious Satire, Royal Satire, Crime Satire, Weird Satire News Parody and Surreal Humour.
ITV2 unveils details of its new ‘Covid or Cold?’ gameshow 
New system working fine as whole UK covered by local lockdowns. 
Man baffled after failing to mend laptop by shouting at it 
Activities described by man as ‘absolute scenes’ actually only mildly surprising 
FIFA lift ban on footballers carrying puppies 
The NRA got all excited about ‘freedom seeds’ and this takedown hit the bullseye 
This buyer insisted on checking a car’s top speed and goes from 0 to idiot in 9 seconds 
This ‘better way’ of seeing Van Gogh’s ‘The Starry Night’ totally messes with your mind 
Donald Trump saying its wrong for babies to be born after 9 months has gone viral all over again – 5 favourite responses 
This buyer insisted on checking a car’s top speed and goes from 0 to idiot in 9 seconds 
Oblique 
Dog in jumper ‘an arsehole’ say other dogs 
How to hold a socially distanced cocaine party, by Michael Gove 
‘OK’ and four other text replies from dads 
Queen spends first welfare cheque on fags and cans 
Five hellish things you should definitely put off until 2021 
Queen so impoverished her diamonds now only get polished twice a week, claim palace insiders 
Man panic-buying toilet rolls for second time in six months providing helpful new definition of ‘insanity’ 
Man who told wife he was nipping out for ‘quick pint’ last night, fuming at actually having to nip for a quick pint 
Boris Johnson berates the public for driving to Barnard Castle to check their eyes work 
Stop tearing down women who choose not to have children 
Thrice-married man who cheated on post-natal third wife with a porn star offers Prince Harry marriage advice 
Six Months of Another Laissez Faire Semi Lockdown 
Mondo Farage 
Rejuvenation- Twenty Word Tuesday 
Biden: “200 Million Americans Have Died From Coronavirus” 
Panic Buying Lemmings Resume Supermarket Panic 
American Socialists Once Again Triggered After Ruth Bader Ginsburg Death 
Earthquake rescue workers assured Leighton Buzzard is fine, it’s supposed to look like that 
Chris Witty signs lucrative sponsorship deal with Andrex toilet paper 
Has Boris Been Dealt Cards that Doom Him to Lose? 
I thought the answer to an unhappy marriage was having an affair. 
Hiding 
Government appoints Franz Kafka as new Head of Test and Trace service 
Butterfly Effect- Twenty Word Tuesday 
Dreams 
Ungentlemanly Behaviour 
Tories “Limited and specific” law breaking given thumbs up by criminals 
NHS Test and Trace Centre discovered on Venus 
Building and keeping a trusted circle of friends 
Fool Britannia 
They say, “What a man can do, a woman can do it too and better!” 
Everything’s Political 
A letter to my stalker 
Heil Trump