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Well ladies and gents, another extremely hot summer in Vegas. Its not even July yet and we have already been breaking the 110 degree mark. Looks like its going to be a scorching Fourth of July. Which is why the Palomino Club would like to invite you all to come on down, grab a drink from the bar, and spend a cool evening with any of our wonderful ladies. We would also like anyone and everyone to come on down for the Fourth of July. Who knows you may end up seeing sparks fly even while indoors! Don’t  be a stranger. Come join the party that doesn’t stop till the sun comes up. We would all love to have you and do our best to make sure you have one Hell of a time.

Our Best Regards,
The Staff at Palomino

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Against all expectations, against tradition and experience, the Vegas Golden Knights skate into the Stanley Cup Finals. A team that started the season as the butt of jokes, a team that was “not built to win” might very well win it all in Year One.

They call themselves the Golden Misfits. They are a team made of players that every other team in the league found creative ways to rid themselves of. Even owner Bill Foley was hoping for “competitive” at best.

Sweeping the Los Angeles Kings? Dunking the San Jose Sharks in six games? Beating the Winnipeg Jets in five? Okay, that’s competitive, that’s #CupInOne material. We’re going to Stanley Cup Finals, and people are excited here at the Palomino Club.

Didn’t you blog about these guys like last week?

Two weeks ago, actually. We were talking about how awesome it was to have pushed this far into the playoffs. The Jets were looming in the distance, a potential end to any Stanley Cup Finals story.

After making fools of pretty much every single sportswriter who thought nothing but the worst was coming from the Golden Knights, losing to Winnipeg would have still left the team with a dream-like season. And the Knights did lose—one game, followed by four straight wins. The series ended so fast, the Knights have had to wait for Tampa Bay and Washington to settle the Eastern Conference finals.

Want to party before and after a Stanley Cup Finals game? The Palomino Club is waiting for you!

We’ve done parties for football’s Big Game. We do Monday Night Football, which now has special meaning to our city with the Raiders coming to town. We’re willing to bet that we’ve had a few people come to party with our girls after the World Cup. The ladies love a crazy party, and there’s not many parties out their crazier than excited sports fans celebrating a big win. We’re looking at you, Philadelphia.

So, Vegas is now hockey town. If you want to celebrate the Golden Knights, you can hit up a sports bar, you can grab a few drinks at home. Or you can hit up the only all-nude strip club with a fully stocked bar in the city. Come alone, or come with friends, and party up at the Palomino Club. Our dancers and our drinks are waiting for you.

#GOKNIGHTSGO

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We might have had a history devoid of top tier pro sports teams in this city since, well, forever. But how that changed when we were awarded the Golden Knights. Who would have thought a city in the middle of the hot desert would get there first team in the way of the pinnacle cold weather sport of hockey. The Golden Knights have taken the NHL, Vegas, and the world by storm. All of us here at the club, past allegiances or no, are die hard fans of this team and the inspiration they’ve brought to this city. The World Famous Palomino club will be offering buy 1 get 1 free shots during the game during each Stanley Cup game. The entire season has been a celebration from the start, so its only fitting to end it with an even bigger one. Except if you do it at the Palomino Club, you can do it surrounded by some of the most beautiful totally naked women you’ll ever see.

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We’ve talked about how to act at the Palomino Club. There’s a way to be a gentleman at a strip club. There’s also a way to be a dude who is seconds away from finding himself anywhere but in our seats. We really, really prefer the former. A strip club is about having a good time with some great looking girls. Whether you’re rolling deep with your friends, wanting to make it rain with your cash flow, or are flying solo, the Palomino Club is here to please.

Apparently, some folks need a refresher course on a few of these subjects. At least one guy probably needs to drink less, though in his own words he’s “extremely sorry” to Stormy Daniels.

Throwing Your Wallet At Strippers Is Not How You Make It Rain

So it’s basically impossible to ignore who Stormy Daniels is these days, right? The porn star-turned-scandal-lightning rod has taken on the President of the United States himself, in more ways than one according to her. She’s basically blown up the political establishment harder than an angry politician trying to undo everything his predecessors have accomplished out of spite. The media can’t stop talking about her.

Being a smart and talented lady, she’s been riding this surge of fame. She’s been visiting strip clubs all over the country as part of her “Make America Horny Again” campaign.

We don’t think America needed help getting horny again, but we appreciate the spirit.

Strip clubs all over the country have been getting hundreds of extra visitors each night to see the woman herself on stage. But things took a turn for the ridiculous in Oregon on Thursday night. During her appearance at the Stars Cabaret, an intoxicated patron threw his wallet at Stormy’s face.

The ‘money shot’ cut short her stage show, which was already seriously delayed due to airport luggage woes. Somehow, the guy managed to walk out of there in one piece. The crowd was understandably pissed off, booing after Stormy fled the stage. But she is apparently a goddess of porn and of forgiveness, declining to press charges.

There are better, safer ways to make it rain than this, regardless of whether or not there’s a porn star on stage. And we encourage you to try them here at the Palomino Club.

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With the acquisition of the Oakland-Soon-To-Be-Las Vegas Raiders, the City of Sin could put a second notch on its major league sports belt. It’s a big deal to have such a storied football team in our city. They join our WNBA team, the Aces, a nice and even pair of talented organizations. They were joined by some new NHL expansion team recently, you may have heard about the Vegas Golden Knights.

So apparently what’s supposed to happen for an NHL expansion team is that it takes years to groom talent. Years of miserable seasons as long-established teams of veterans run roughshod over them. Eventually they make the playoffs, and eventually they might even win the Stanley Cup.

That’s… not what the Golden Knights are doing, and we’re loving every second of what they are doing.

#CupInOne might be more than a Twitter hashtag for the Golden Knights

Okay, so it’s a bit early to stick a fork in this one. But it’s hard to deny the excitement behind our hockey team in Las Vegas right now.

Over a year ago, a hockey team in our city was something entirely on paper. An approved expansion, a deal made with other teams in the NHL to jettison players they felt “safe” donating to a new franchise. Nobody was willing to give the Golden Knights a fair shot. Even after opening the season with 8 wins and 1 loss, former champions were quick to try and douse the rising fires.

Not that it helped anyone on the receiving end of the GVK.

If winning first place in the Pacific Division wasn’t a wake-up call, then sweeping the Los Angeles Kings in 4 games straight should have been. The Golden Knights went on to handle the San Jose Sharks in six, a warning to anyone doubting the Knights’ tenacity.

Now the Vegas Golden Knights bring their game to Canada against the Winnipeg Jets for the Western Conference Finals. And we at the Palomino Club are cheering them on.

No matter what happens now, we’ll be celebrating the Golden Knights for their amazing first season. And if #CupInOne becomes reality, the hottest and sexiest celebration will be at the Palomino Club. Come on out tonight, by yourself or with your friends, and we’ll give you a taste of what that party will be like.

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Some cities just have it out for the gentlemen’s club. You’ve got places like Reno, throwing a hastily edited book at clubs that have been operating legally for years. You’ve got Opa-Locka, Florida, which has banned strip clubs so hard they forgot they gave a business permit to one. You’ve got the New Orleans city council trying it’s level best to ‘sanitize’ Bourbon Street, claiming it is part of an effort to take down human trafficking. It’s almost a surprise to see similar BS happening in California, where the San Diego strip club scene has been under fire for years.

Strippergate – An Actual Thing

In 2003, the San Diego City Hall was a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Or at the very least, it was partially staffed by folks who would take bribes from Cheetah’s strip club owner Jack Gallardi. Michael Zucchet, Charles Lewis, and Ralph Inzunza were accused of taking those bribes as part of a scheme to amend a ‘no-touching’ ordinance. Ultimately, the FBI raided San Diego City Hall, which would save the fair city from dreadful things like proper lapdances.

Cheetahs is a San Diego strip club casualty

Ultimately, Cheetahs was shut down in 2014 for repeated violations of the ‘no-touch’ ordinance. The club fought back in and out of court. However, the San Diego PD wasted/spent who knows how many man-hours and dollars documenting violations of the ordinance, as well as improper nudity, dating back to 2006.

Can you imagine being the guy who documents that shit for real? Like, how do you join that particular Vice Squad? It can’t be for your stellar qualities as a police officer. I kinda wonder what their notebooks for this case look like.

In March 2014, the brave boys of the SDPD were called out by Cheetahs owner Rich Bounantony and several dancers. A raid by the SDPD involved the officers ordering dancers to line up in varying states of undress, and forcing them to pose for photographs.

Jesus Christ, SDPD, you would get thrown out of most strip clubs for shit less offensive than that.

Cheetahs isn’t the only club to get the routine ‘inspections’ from the so-called thin blue line, but they are the most frequently targetted. The dancers would go on to sue the department in 2016. Of course, it doesn’t change the fact that the club was closed down.

Overpriced Permits: The price of doing business in a city run by assholes

San Diego is raising the costs of permits for strippers and strip club owners alike. On July 1st, San Diego strip club permits for a club operator will shoot up to $5830 a year. A stripper will be expected to pay $388.

Let’s pretend that the city was actually doing something useful with the money beyond letting the streets fall apart from lack of maintenance. Or pay hikes to motivate the cops on high-risk assignments, such as camping out at clubs looking for things to “take notes” on.  Certainly not to help them police their own internal screw-ups.

Ok, stop pretending. According to one stripper, no other city charges fees this high, if they charge them at all. For some comparison here, Los Angeles charges an annual fee of $528, which places San Diego firmly in the ‘still raging assholes’ side of things.

San Diego could learn to lighten up a little bit, ideally at a nice strip club. If they hurry, the city government can have a good time at a club or three before they get the cops to shut them down.

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Whether you’re a strip club veteran with many sexy escapades under your belt, or you’re entering one for the first time, this blog’s for you. The Palomino is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas where you get fully-nude ladies and a fully stocked bar. It can be… overwhelming, to the experienced and inexperienced alike. We don’t usually have problems, our ladies can take care of themselves, and we’ve got security staff in case a little muscle is needed. But we prefer things not going that way. Every night, we’ve got a line out the door with gentlemen (and some ladies) who want a taste of Las Vegas’ hottest strip club. So it probably couldn’t hurt to offer you some tips about the whole experience.

There’s a right way to be around our girls. If you follow these tips, we guarantee you’ll know why we’ve survived since 1969!

Dress Nice, For the Ladies and Yourself

If you come here in flipflops, swim trunks that barely fit, and a tanktop… good luck getting inside the hottest strip club in the city, much less any other club. A strip club is not excuse to let yourself go, and a well dressed patron is going to get more attention.

But it’s not just about looking good for the ladies, it about comfort. A nice set of slacks or khakis are smoother and softer to the touch than a pair of jeans. When you’re getting a lapdance at the Palomino, you want the good stuff. If you’re dressed up nice and soft, your dancer will appreciate it, and you will definitely know that she appreciates it.

Speaking of lapdances…

Remember Why You’re Here

If you’re coming to the Palomino, you’re here for the girls, and you’re here for the drinks. Whether it’s for the dancers on our stage, or a good one-on-one show in our private rooms, you’re getting the hottest strip club experience in the city.

Be prepared to pay for it. Our entertainers, hosts, security, DJs, and bartenders are workers, and you shouldn’t forget that. Their job is to ensure you’re having a great time in a comfortable and safe space. Generous tips will make a dancer that much more inclined to pay attention to you and your friends. A bartender might put you at the front of the line for the next drink. A host will help you find the girl you want a dance from. Tip well and tip often, and watch how much nicer your night ends up being!

Treat the Ladies Right

So you’ve tipped well, and that sexy stripped has all but pushed you into a private room. You’re getting the lapdance of your dreams. She knows what she’s doing to you. You’re all but begging for more. You’re trembling under her, you’re panting. This is the hard part, and for you, in the heat of this moment at Las Vegas’ hottest strip club, it’s hard in more ways than one. That’s why you’re here, after all.

Some professional dancers don’t mind a gentle caress here or there. Some girls might even let you grab. But the important thing to remember, no matter what, is that the lady is in control. You don’t touch unless she wants you to touch.

Remember that she’s giving you a performance, and that means that she’s in control. If, for whatever reason, she stops being in control because of something you do, you have screwed up. Hands to yourself, unless she wants them somewhere in particular, and only if.

The Palomino is Las Vegas’ hottest strip club… not a brothel

While you’re paying for the drinks and tipping the girls for their work, you’re not ‘picking them up’. Believe us when we say that these ladies all have lives outside of the club. Some of them might already have very good partners.

Being at an all-nude strip club is not your ticket to something more than a lapdance. It’s not an excuse to touch without permission, and it’s DEFINITELY not an excuse to show off your junk. Keep it in the pants.

If you can follow some basic rules and ettiquette, then we promise you nothing but a great night. Come on down to the Palomino, and see for yourself!

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Yes, ladies and gents another week has passed us by. Things were extremely hectic with the Golden Knights sweeping L.A. in a four-game winning streak. Let’s hope they can repeat their performance against their next opponent. NAB also came to town and with it brought a sizable number of visitors to our city. Palomino was no exception to the rule with a line of people out the door. Things will most likely continue to ramp up as we move into the summer time months. As the writer of this humble blog post would like to remind you all to book your packages and transportation services as quickly as possible. We welcome everyone to the club even if you haven’t booked anything at all and just decide to wander in and see what is going on. However, with that said I would also like to point out that we only have room for so many bodies in the building and believe me that is saying a lot considering the history of this great club. So, come on down and see what the talk is all about. You certainly don’t have to take my word on it alone.

Our Best Regards,
The Staff at The Palomino

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There’s much to be said about Porky’s, the sex comedy that released in 1982 in the US. It was a wild and “offensive” coming-of-age story about teens trying to lose their virginity. It was the fifth highest grossing film of its year, and likely inspired all teen films for the future. But as wild as this story about the mythical movie strip club, it cannot compare to the real deal. A strip club documentary about Porky’s of Hialeah, Florida fame premiered on Showtime at the end of March. In it, we learn that there is nothing in Porky’s that compares, even a little bit, to what happened at the actual Porky’s.

Maybe there’s a deleted scene involving Pee Wee negotiating for a Russian submarine to smuggle drugs in. It’s been a while since I saw that film.

Not the strip club documentary you’re expecting… or ready for.

Here’s a plot for you: a Russian immigrant gets calling himself Tarzan in with the Gambino crime family. Moving to Florida after his partner eats a bullet through the front of his skull, he becomes a strip club owner. Working alongside another “not-made” man, a Cuban spy, and “classic car dealer”, Tarzan turns his strip club, named after his favorite movie, into more than just a club. When Tarzan’s Mother Russia collapses in the 90s, he gets an idea: why not buy a submarine from the former Soviets, and use THAT to smuggle drugs.

“For little extra, we throw in some nukes.”

*record scratch*

The thing is, this shit actually happened. In a lot of ways, calling this a strip club documentary is a little misleading.

There really was a Russian immigrant who earned the nickname Tarzan. Tarzan worked alongside of Tony Galeota, another storied tough who cut his teeth with the Gambino family. Juan Almeida was the car dealer, and arguably the craziest of the whole bunch. He impersonated Pablo Fucking Escobar on a trip to Russia. Said trip was to broker Tarzan’s release from the Russian mafia.

The sub was a very real deal the trio tried to cut for $35 million. Nukes were really offered.

What?!

Sympathy for the bad guys?

Maybe? Make no mistake, these people were involved in some very wild shit. Prostitution, drug running, protection rackets, arson, and more. It’s not the sort of list good people keep. The actual Porky’s was as “classy” as it was dangerous. At its peak, Russian, Columbian, and Italian gangsters all made the place a regular stop. More than a strip tease went down behind those doors, and sometimes bodies would hit the floor.

And yet, you can’t help but laugh at the absurdity. There’s long essays about the excess of the 80s, especially at Wall Street. But none of that comes close to what this strip club documentary pulls off.

Operation Odessa is an entertaining story about real criminals. While you might not necessary want to grab drinks with the real men behind Porky’s, it’s hard not to enjoy watching the absurdity. If you want to see the American Dream taken to its wildest excesses, give this documentary a shot.

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Well guys and gals another April quickly vanishes over the horizon and May fast approaches. Las Vegas is poised for a better year. Things appear to be back in full swing and once the hotter months arrive you can bet every hotel pool will be packed with tourists and locals alike. Unfortunately for locals and visitors the I-15 is getting a face lift at the spaghetti bowl. The freeway is now a disaster zone and will continue to be that way until 2019. (Probably more like 2030 with the way construction moves in this city). All in all things appear to be moving in a direction everyone can be happy with here in the city. The Palomino Club is also set to make some changes as well. We will be hosting more events in the days and months to come, such as Cinco De Mayo. Everyone at The Palomino would like to extend an invitation to all who enjoy loud music, plenty of alcohol, naked women, and partying till the early hours of the morning. If you think you fit that bill and want to join us for a night of drinking and partying with some of the hottest looking women in Vegas, come on down! Let us show you what a good time is really all about and send you home with a night that you’ll remember for years to come.

Our Best Regards,
The Staff at The Palomino

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