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BORIS Johnson's hulk metaphor has been welcomed by Brexit supporters who are not stupid and knew exactly what they were voting for, ..read more
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DAVID Cameron’s memoir has left the nation reeling with the revelation that Boris Johnson and Michael Gove are a pair of twats ..read more
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FINALLY wrangled yourself some time alone? Follow our handy guide to wasting it and then feeling like right f*cking idiot afterwards ..read more
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A MAN has grown a twirly handlebar moustache to rule himself out of the gene pool ..read more
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A WOMAN with no understanding of mental disorders has taken to describing anyone different to her as being ‘on the spectrum ..read more
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FORMER prime minister David Cameron sleeps in a crypt which contains no reflective surfaces or timepieces ..read more
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A WOMAN who regularly stalks her exes on Facebook has insisted she is 'just keeping in touch ..read more
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A WOMAN has once again reminded her boyfriend to take some photos of all the fun they are having so they do not forget it ..read more
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DO you need to write a scathing online opinion piece about popular TV shows in a desperate bid for clicks? Here are five easy targets ..read more
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A WOMAN queuing to see the Downton Abbey film has realised that she cannot remember a single thing about any of the characters ..read more

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