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A GREAT many unkind things have been said about me since my resignation on Friday. I have been called dishonest, ill-prepared, deluded and hopeless.
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THE British public has welcomed the long overdue resignation of Theresa May and asked Jeremy Corbyn to hand his in next.
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A WIFE who keeps agreeing to share a whole bottle of wine with her husband has only had one glass again, it has been confirmed.
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MEN believe that drinking beer at any time of day is harmless so long as it is carried out within an airport departure lounge.
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THERESA May will forever be remembered as a knock-off Margaret Thatcher who wasted three years fucking about with bullshit, commentators believe.
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WHAT is showing someone your record collection except a chance to prove you’re better than them? Here are some ways to really be a wanker about it.
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BORIS Johnson will become Prime Minister because he seems funny, it has been claimed.
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A COUPLE who went on holiday to New York are making sure everyone knows they stayed in the ‘coolest’ area, Brooklyn.
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DO you like pissing off colleagues with your incredibly annoying personal habits? Here are some great ones to try - if you haven’t already!
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MIDDLE class men still cannot explain their pathetic urge to try to impress working class men they meet.
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