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A WOMAN has decided never to have sex again rather than endure the horror of tidying her bedroom ..read more
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THE new Bake Off contestants look so pleasant and well-adjusted you're probably feeling a bit nauseous already. But are you annoyingly nice ..read more
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THE girlfriend of a man who believes he is funny enough to be a stand-up comedian is considering terminating the relationship immediately ..read more
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A CHILD with trendy parents who uses their first names instead of 'mum' and 'dad' is having a chilling effect on people ..read more
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A CONTROVERSIAL new study suggests that leading a rich and full life might not necessarily involve getting sh*tfaced as often as possible ..read more
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GOING to a supermarket at 4am is strangely exciting and edgy even though it is just full of knackered people stacking shelves, it has been ..read more
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A MAN without much personality has decided to compensate by constantly telling people how into meat he is ..read more
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WANT to change your name? Perhaps you’re on the run or just tired of being called Leslie Smallcock? Here’s how to do it without ..read more
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CHANNEL 4 has unveiled this year’s Bake Off hipster, who will meet with a terrible fate ..read more
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A WOMAN who binge-watched all the episodes of Mindhunter is convinced she has developed an instinct for sniffing out sadistic murderers ..read more

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