With the live updates wrapped up, I'm very busy writing up the tall tales and adventures of savvy degenerism on this recent trip.
So don't worry, there will be more gambling stories coming shortly.
Meanwhile, I thought I'd share this little gem off of Vegas Message Board, which I thought was hilarious.
I wrote it, so naturally I'd think that.
The question posed in this thread was how do you
Il'll explain more later... I was booked to fly home yesterday
Another day in Vegas and shenanigans with no other than the infamous Dr Raoul Shibumi?!
This is from the poPhome so no fancy writin
Saturday 10-March-2018 8:04am
The ole flusher bankroll is at stake (heh). Looks like I've got some gambling to do!
What do you do at the end of the trip? Do you coast smoothly and carefully? Do you go balls out and violently?
Yeah, I'm up for some damn violent video poker.
BRING ON THE POINTIES.
Friday 8-March-2018 9:00am
Got an interesting day lined up which will include such activities as drinking, over-eating, and gambling.
I'm not feeling particularly inspired due to happenings back in Flusherville, but Vegas is in front of me, and I won't waste it.
Besides, you Flushies want me to get into some kind of hilarious trouble, and I can't let you down on that score.
Thursday 08-March-2018 5:02am
Up early this morning, after a night of sweet dreams of Vikki Dougan walking away.
When I was a lad, my father had a record by the Limeliters (The Slightly Fabulous Limeliters) and on that album was a song about Vikki Dougan, who caused a sensation (and exposed a new cleavage) in her daring, backless gowns.
And all of a sudden, there she was, included in a
Wednesday 7-March-2018 5:45am
It's an exciting day in Las Vegas - the first day of the Grommet One Symposium, where I'll be volunteering to pick up a few hundred used coffee cups throughout the day. Supplies for the Little Giant should not be an issue now!
Oh yeah - the sunrise got up this morning, too.
You know how you have maybe a bad run in the casino one night and you slink back
Tuesday 6-March-2018 8:42pm
Today was a write-off. Ever notice that the days you have the worst luck and worst results you actually play very little? No way to spin it, and I have no idea what I can say that is remotely entertaining.
How about a random photo?
De Vito and Schwarzenegger bat phones.
Tuesday 6-March-2018 2:07pm
I'm ensconced at the Tropicana and went in search of
Monday 5-March-18 5:39pm
This trip might be my worse ever for turning freeplay into cash. I'm batting about 35%.
Video poker has been really bad today. I'm having nothing but the kind of session where you put in a $20 bill and the first 8 hands are nothing. Then you get a pair. Then you lose four more hands. You're basically trying to win back $15 with $5 left in the machine - just to get
Sunday 4-March-18 8:21pm
What a day! After about 15 minutes of volunteering as a Mountain Dew host, I bailed, and took up my rightful place chasing degenerate jackpots.
As if the $2200 progressive the other night (which I didn't win) wasn't enough, the progressive on the Mezzanine level (aka upstairs) at the Cal got up to $2800 (which I also didn't win) by the time I left.
I spent $2700
Friday 02-March-2018 6:49pm
I'm not sure what's wrong.
Maybe it's the coffee.
But I can't stop winning today. Oh yeah! I kissed a hundred dollar bill and I liked it.
I did a $5 parlay experiment which completely bombed. I've come to the conclusion that short-funded parlays are a bad idea. There aren't enough credits there to ride out the dips. Nine tries, nine results of zero. I'll
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