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FunnyShortJokes.com by Dave - 7h ago

Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Don Juan - 19h ago

Went on a date last night which was a total disaster. The girl told he over the phone she was expecting a baby, so I went to the pub wearing nothing but a nappy, felt like a right f*cking idiot!

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Dave - 4d ago

I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit. For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Stevo - 4d ago

My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Albert Einstein - 5d ago

All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Dave - 1w ago

Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.

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I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but the toilet was out of order, so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.

The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, “Is that a poo in your hand?”

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Marka - 1w ago

Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Biaq2 - 1w ago

Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Sean - 1w ago

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

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