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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Steveb - 1d ago

How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Dave - 3d ago

I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Stevo - 3d ago

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Jakkalas - 5d ago

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Stevea - 6d ago

My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Don Juan - 1w ago

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Don Juan - 1w ago

I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Tooraw - 1w ago

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

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FunnyShortJokes.com by Steve - 1w ago

The I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”

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