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Today, the people in my class wondered why I seem to avoid them. The same people who call me a creep and hide when they see me in public ..read more
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Today, I bought a drink and a sandwich to a homeless guy, but he turned them down because in the last hour of begging he's raked in over £ ..read more
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Today, I pretend to be sick at the office and came back home early because I wanted to attend a party. On the way to the said party, my car ..read more
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Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice ..read more
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Today, my mom saw two girls kissing on TV and said yuck. I was sitting next to her, and she is well aware that I'm a lesbian. FML ..read more
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Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on ..read more
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Today, while being intimate with a guy. I wanted to be sweet by going down on him. Unfortunately, I got him too excited, and he farted in ..read more
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FMyLife - 3d ago

Today, my brother found my vibrator and looked at me in the most disgusted manner and then told me that he will never look at me the same ..read more
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Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my ..read more
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Today, my boss ordered me to remove a tree from a client home's. So, I went and cut down the tree, only for my boss to show up an hour ..read more

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