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Maxwell:You're lyin' in the middle of the brown paper thoroughfare, Allie.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a ticket for loitering.



Allie: Oh seriously, Maxie, you and what army?
Maxwell: Wh— W— WATCH it, there, ma'am!


I'll have you know I'm the mancat in charge around here! 


Don't make me pull out a can of whupass on you now.... 


*cue inarticulate scuffling*


*cue gratuitous shot of beached whale*


Announcer: And now, gentle reader, she has him in a headlock. 
 

 WILL HE MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE?!?!?


Allie: AND STAY OUT!



SCORE:

ALLIE = 1
MAXWELL = 0


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Faraday: Wake me when it's Friday,




okays?
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Faraday: When you said "want to come out and see my new weather station?"...



I assumed you'd order the warmz to go along wif it, Mommy!

Srsly, take me inna house, NOWZ.

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Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!


Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat.  And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?


Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.


Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?


Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.


Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!



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