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you know your old
when you sit on the floor
and it takes you fifteen minutes
to get up

you know your really old
when you sit on the floor
and you don't even consider
getting up

you know your really, really old
when you stop sitting on the floor.
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so...what does it mean
when you are sleeping
and in your dream
you are being chased 
by a giant cartoon character


because I did..
and its time for
an intervention


My name is Jannelle Stephens
and...
I have weird dreams...


I once had a dream
that I lived in Florida
actually...it was a nightmare...





but seriously folks..
I lived in Florida
(in my dreams)
and there was an 
alien invasion...

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Hate is a strong word.
You can hate flip flops
or chocolate
You can hate Mondays.




You can also hate suffering
and pain
and death.
You can hate grief or injustice.




But love..
Is more powerful than hate..
Hate breeds hate..
But




Real love
not that "puppy love", sleepless in whatever love,
But real love
love that transcends
love that heals
love that moves to action
Breeds peace.


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I am that person who cooks fish in the microwave.
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The mongoose is a small mammal with a huge amount of courage. They are the "security system" for many smaller mammals, such as ground squirrels, against the some of the deadliest snakes in the world. Black mambas, king cobras and others meet their match when coming upon a mongoose. Mongooses have lightening fast reflexes, extremely sharp teeth and an immunity to snake venom. However, the immunity is limited, so mongooses have to stay very alert when in a battle, usually with a snake two to three times it's size. The snake and the mongoose are both each other's prey and predator. Survival for the mongoose depends on staying alert at all times, and never hesitating to make the right choice in battle.
Banded mongoose family groups are close-knit

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Horses are naturally timid creatures. With a good trainer, they can learn to be courageous and run excitedly into battle. First, however they need a human trainer they can trust. This person must look out for the best interest of the horse while training, taking his or her time to slowly acclimate the horse to the soldier's armor and rigors of a battle field. This takes a lot of patience and time.  Even after a horse is trained to go into battle, they will still have the instincts of a prey animal. However, with the correct training from the correct trainer, a horse can fight through this instinct to run, and become a warhorse.

Ancient Chinese War Horse


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wHY DO PEOPLE
aSK A QUESTION
bUT THEN dON'T WAIT FOR THE aNSWER

wHY DOES mCdONALD'S
sELL BREAKFAST all DAY
bUT LUNCH ONLY AFTER ten AM

wHY DO mY TOENAILS
gROW SO LONG
bUT i CAN't GET MY HAIR PAST MY sHOULDERS

wHY CAN'T i GET 
mY CAPS lOCK key
tO WORK CORRECTLY...
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But has been said to retail employees:
  • I have flea bites all over my stomach.
  • This is my revenge outfit.
  • Is this pair of short $29.99? (After being told all shorts are..$29.99..)
  • Look up my husband's name on urban dictionary. (ie. Don't.)
  • I promise I didn't wear these shorts that don't have a price tag, don't have a receipt, are wrinkled and have stains on them. Can I return them?
  • Can I use my ex-husband's checks?
  • Hi homegirl!
  • I'm going through bankruptcy...Can I put this $200 jacket on hold?
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(The above is a dramatization based on true life events. Any resemblance to actual people is.. accurate and unfortunely unaltered.)
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