Aquarius, you are the Master. On the Zodiac wheel, you come after Capricorn (AKA the power-seeking sign). Therefore you hold the power that Capricorn built, but instead of hoarding said power, you redistribute it to those without. Basically, you are the Democratic Socialist of the Zodiac.
You are the “Water Bearer”: The man or woman who leaves the first world, to visit the destitute countries, and give water to those who are less fortunate. You are the natural humanitarian, and the Social Justice Warriors.
In your mind at all times, you are trying to find ways to progress forward, to innovate, to become more than you were, and to bring everyone with you.
You will fight what you consider to be injustice. You will destroy those who use their power to impoverish others. On occasion, you can become a little bit too self-righteous in your causes, and like a superhero, damage more than you actually save. This can happen when you don’t know your own strength, so self-awareness will ultimately save your reputation.
Aquarius is the 11th sign, and the ruler of the 11th house. Eleven is an insanely powerful number, and like I said, Aquarians are very powerful people—you just like to deny this fact because you’re also a rebel, and denying your power makes you uniquely you. The 11th house is the house of friendships, networking, and powerful allies, and so for you, it’s important that you stand out from the rest of the herd.
Aquarians are magicians. You create wine from water, water from nothing. You will be there to hand us whatever we need, when we need it. I believe that you were divinely sent here to save us all, and so you hold the power of healing in your back pocket.
I know that every Aquarius walks through life and feels like there is something more they are supposed to do. Normally, this takes you to using your platform to knock out hate speech, or to raise money for important causes. But even this will not satisfy you. If you came from Capricorn’s power. then you are going towards Pisces enlightenment. And what you will find, is that you can’t take on the whole world from your laptop, and choosing your battles, focusing your power, and allowing everyone’s truth to be spoken, even if you hate it, will save you in return.
You are intelligent and so you teach. You have more and so you give it away. Aquarians are not allowed to hoard their power. You have responsibility to give, and give you do.
You do not love anyone more than you love anyone else. You might say that you’re anequal opportunity lover. You spread yourself out evenly and strategically. You are the One One of the Eleven—naturally balanced.
Aquarians are the 3rd and final air sign. You have perfected communication, and so you are brilliance. You are peaceful innovation. You are openminded. You’re the dreamer. You live to bring people together. You believe that religions and cultures can coexist. And you are always on the verge of achieving the zen you search for.
Aquarius, you are extraordinary. You are more than worthy of achieving your dreams. And you will undoubtably leave your mark, and change the world.
Before I begin, I contemplated asking someone else to write this piece for me. As a Libra, explaining to everyone why I love myself, reminds me too much of my everyday life. Why do you look in the mirror? You must be vain. Why do you take selfies? You must be desperate for attention. Why do you care so much about what people think of you? You must be insecure.
And I do think that as children, with our Sun debilitated in Libra, we have a few things to overcome. Insecurity, vanity, and attention seeking might be some of them, but they truly come from a place of general interest (and sometimes great pain).
We don’t know how to be ourselves at first, and so we gather clues from the other signs. As we grow in confidence and maturity, we share ourselves in return. After all, life is about sharing experiences, and giving back what we’ve taken. We are not much different than societal mirrors. If you don’t like a Libra, it might be because that Libra is mimicking you.
As Libra’s, we know everything there is to know about everybody, but when it comes to ourselves, we draw huge blanks. “Do I like steak? Hell, I can’t remember. I know YOU like steak.” And yes, on occasion it can go as far as, “Do I like myself? I can’t remember. I think YOU like me. Do you like me?”
Libra is the seventh sign, which means we bring in the second part of the Zodiac, and we pride ourselves in doing so with style, grace and charisma. The second half of the Zodiac is all about selflessness, and Libra is where we get that first shot at it. We are not all perfectly giving. In fact, we can go the opposite way and hoard everything, from our feelings, to our possessions, to our lovers and children, but it comes from a good place—we protect, and will fight for the things we love, sometimes a little too hard.
We are ruled by the dark side of Venus. Taurus, our Venus counterpart, is ruled by the light side—the side that shines with love, pleasure, affection and beauty, for all to see. But Libra is that unseen beauty, that mysterious depth of character, which pretends to be shallow, ignorant, or ugly, in order to relate to others. Sometimes this means that we find our beauty and self-worth in other people, but at our best we share our worth. We become one with our lovers, exchanging our talents and gifts, healing each other’s wounds, and creating balance.
Libra’s are insanely funny. We want to make people happy, so we entertain them by putting on spectacular shows. We like to tell jokes that make people think, and we enjoy being around witty and intelligent people to share our ideas with. We love laughing and we work to make everyone laugh with us, even at our expense. No one can cut a self-deprecating joke the way a Libra can–we just secretly wish that more people understood our sarcasm.
We spent our early childhoods taking in and observing a random a sample of humanity, spent our teenage years actively engaging with the culture around us, and now as adults we thrive in giving the world what it wants, and then blowing their minds with even more.
Basically, we’ve been inspecting people intuitively since birth, and because of this, our psychic sensors are extremely high. Sometimes it feels like we can read minds, as we instinctively anticipate the needs of others. Popular psychic, Sylvia Browne (who happens to be a Libra) lumps Libra with Pisces as the most psychic of the Zodiac signs. Other signs can disagree (I see you, Scorpio), but when it comes to our perfected ability to read other people, there is no competition.
Libra’s value their time, but are not selfish with it. We actually loathe making people wait longer than what is considered fashionable. Some of us will put off showering to make it to your baseball game in time. Sadly, people like to point out the times we didn’t show, due to our apparent flakiness. When in reality, we didn’t come, because we weren’t up for entertaining, and we aren’t sure people want us any other way. A fault, we work to fix, as we are always working to achieve perfect balance.
We are very creative, and always experimenting with fashion, photography, painting, drawing, selfie-ing, writing and acting. We love to get lost in the finer things, and we absolutely love art. We might be known as the hopeless romantics, but if we were to be honest, our first love was art—we just grew up and decided that it be nice to find someone to create with us. We don’t just want to enjoy creation, we want other people to enjoy it with us.
We are the only sign ruled by an inanimate object, The Scales. This, in itself, can make us appear to be uncaring, indecisive and aloof, but in fact, it makes us good at weighing the pros and cons of every situation, before we react in an emotional way. When we finally do get emotional, it’s because something we love was taken from us. Otherwise, if we cannot do it objectively, we try not to get involved.
Libra is the most misunderstood sign of the Zodiac, and I’m not just saying that because I am one. I’m saying it because I’ve analyzed every sign for years, and Libra is the one sign that everyone gets wrong, repeatedly. We are special, and have breathed new life into every person we’ve crossed paths with. The words we speak live on inside those who have met us, and wherever we go, we leave our mark, and we do it in spite of that debilitated Sun, and subsequent lack of ego.
Libra’s do everything out of their forever love and adoration of humanity.
Everyone has a Gemini in their life that they love. That’s what being a Gemini is all about. Taking love and sharing love and spreading love everywhere with your big smile and run on sentences… Whether you are the very talkative Gemini or the unusually quiet, self-talking Gemini — you are loved.
As your sign naturally rules over the 3rd house of communication, childhood, and community, you have friendships on lock. You are the ever popular pep rally MC, the fastest kid at the playground, and ultimately the person I want to have at my next birthday party.
Gemini’s are represented by “The Twins,” and so you are always aware of each side. Even if others see it as having severely split opinions about things, you know that it’s just another part of your all-encompassing nature.
You are represented by the light, or easy, side of the planet Mercury (Virgo is the dark side), this means that you have a good grasp on logical thinking and you know that there is no right, or wrong in this game of life. Did I mention life is a game to you?
Gemini’s love their friends, more than you love yourself at times. You are so interested in everything others do — watching and observing, at the exact same time that you are talking. Witnessing your expert communication skills, is a truly miraculous experience.
You believe that there is no emotion that cannot be articulated, if you have the time. You are passionate about your passions, and see no reason to pretend otherwise. You want us to love what you love, and so you have a tendency to go on and on about the same thing, and a different thing, and all the things, but only to show us what you’ve found. And that is a gift.
Gemini’s are full of life. You own the right to smile, with your perfectly rounded cheekbones, and dimples — like you were made to shine light. You exude confidence, even if it’s not 100% set in stone. You are the best actors because of this. Your confidence is contagious and it makes everyone around you, happy. If you’re in a bad mood, 5 minutes later you will be in a good mood. Nothing is permanent. Nothing needs to be. You enjoy change.
Gemini, you invented communication, and so you invented our way of life. This Libra bows down to the king of the air signs, and will remove herself now to give you the spotlight, because you’re the one who really knows what to say.
I love Pisces because — wait, you already know what I’m going to say. After all, you are psychics of the Zodiac, right?
You’ve actually dreamt about this exact scenario two weeks ago. But I was an owl and you were a mermaid and it took place in the Pacific ocean, and your 2nd grade teacher was there, and she was all like yelling at you for turning in your subtraction homework late.
But you were like, “I’m talking to this owl about self love! Stop it with math, lady!” And you had intense anxiety about the whole thing, so when you turned back, I was no longer an owl, but your college roommate and I were naked. No. you were naked, and we were driving a Prius. Then you woke up.
Or something like that.
Keeping up with this psychic theme, instead of writing anything, I’m going to think a bunch of happy thoughts about you, and then I’m going to go on with the rest of my day. You’ll KNOW what I was going to say—
I’m just kidding. I know Pisces love to read, and I won’t take that away from you.
Pisces, you are ruled by Neptune, AKA Poseidon, AKA the God of the Sea. You are not just a water sign, You RULE the water. All water. The Cancer’s Moon controls the tides from the sky, and the Scorpio’s Scorpion has nothing to do with water, so let’s be clear here: If there was a water sign that was actually wet, it would be YOU.
You are not just learning about emotions, you are emotion. You even control other’s emotions, which in turn, move them. Like the water, flowing from one ocean into another, you have no boundaries. We are not human, we our soul vessels, and you know how to access each one of us.
You can read our minds through the energy that we let loose on our faces. Nothing gets by you, and sometimes you find yourself in compromising positions because of this. You may even realize that your whole life has been an act. Surrendering yourself to the will of everyone else, and pretending that you don’t understand, when you actually do.
Pisces know things. You dream them. Feel them. Become them. Are them.
You ARE whatever we say you are, because if you were not, why would you agree? You agree because that’s easier than upsetting the status quo. A quo that you are always trying to figure out.
Pisces are beautiful in the physical sense and the spiritual sense. You were not created for this simple world, and that shows in your movements, in your actions, and in your appearance. Most Pisces have a nondescript face, like you could be anyone. Like you could be my best friend’s ex girlfriend’s sister. Because who are you really?
You are the 12th house. The house of your unconscious, spiritual awakenings, and undoing. You are kind to animals and all men, and you will stay that way, until you pull the victim card—which doesn’t look good on you, no matter how much help it may get you. You see, Pisces don’t need help. You already contain every Zodiac sign’s power within your own.
You are everybody and nobody. You are made of stars and of the world. You are connected to the skies, and connected to people. You were meant to achieve greatness in whatever area you choose. You just have to choose.
Pisces are rebellious clairvoyants, and that’s why some might be afraid to trust you, but it is only Pisces that can be entrusted with such a gift. Your ruler Neptune, is the higher vibration of Venus, the planet of love. You are LOVE.
Neptune can create an illusion around you, as well as delusion or disillusionment, inside and out. Sometimes you are wearing rose-colored glasses, other times, everything is too real. But on both sides of your existence, we see the truth about everything. You are crucial to our understanding of our greater purpose here on earth.
Pisces you are the most beautiful, ethereal chameleon. You have style and grace, and can morph into whoever you need to be, for whatever reason you need it. Queen Victoria was talking about Pisces when she said, “Beware of artists. They mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous.”
So please keep on lucid dreaming my beautiful, wise, Pisces Mermaid, gods and goddesses. And we will keep admiring everything that you are allowed to be in this life.
Hello Scorpio. Fancy seeing you here so early. You are, after all, the main event, and I’m only halfway through the Zodiac.
Before the rest of the signs get all angry at me for this—wait, never mind. Get angry, I don’t care. You all know it’s true. Everyone is interested in Scorpio. I have made hundreds of videos on each Zodiac sign, and the Scorpio descriptions are always the most viewed.
Why is this? This horrific unfairness. A perfectly divided system, unnaturally weighted in the direction of one—the Scorpion.
Let’s look into it for a moment, my beloved eighth sign. Why do I love you? And why do THEY love you even more?
Like Aries, Scorpio is ruled by Mars, the God of War. May it be in wits, or hand to hand combat, you love to battle. You love to win even more. But unlike Aries, you have an interesting asset called patience.
It could be that you’re the dark side of Mars, plotting and thinking about your next move, before you risk it all on a half-corked idea—like your brother is repeatedly doing. It could also be that you are ruled by water (not fire), holding your thoughts beneath the surface, before releasing your vengeance on those that deserve it.
It could very well be that you are not just ruled by Mars, but by Pluto as well. Pluto AKA Hades AKA the God of the Underworld. Yes, you are Hades, and we are all Persephone—pretending that we hate you, only to get severe Stockholm Syndrome, and latching on to you forever.
You think you’re so cool with yourcleverly chaotic and destructively scary ways, and coincidentally, so do we. We love that about you. We’re intrigued by it. We want to know you more—not inspire of it, but because of it.
In fiction, Scorpios are known as the sex freaks. In reality, you are passionately addicted to GOOD sex. You are more about having that meaningful, loving connection with someone for eternity, then any old one night stand, or pointless fling. For you, sex gets better with time, and you are willing to evolve with one person. You will wait for them to choose you fully, and then engulf them with your prowess.
You would prefer isolation to a horrible relationship, and so you are never desperate to please, by pretending to be someone else. Loyalty is very important to you, but very hard to come by, so you don’t trust most people. In your mind, we are all guilty of deception until proven innocent, by you. Scorpio is that step up from the Libra’s shallow idea of love. You are the representation of relationships, when they get REAL.
Scorpios are highly skilled in the area of interrogation. In other words, your bullshit detector is on point, because you don’t want to waste your time with a liar, or a fraud. In fact, it would break your heart to know that someone you loved, was not who they said they were, and so you make sure that it doesn’t happen.
You will hold out for your soulmate, forever. And when you find them, you will protect them even longer. Your love only grows deeper through tough times, and in that way, it’s very hard for you to let go of the one you finally gave your heart to.
People want to know you and you want to know yourself—Hell. you already know everyone else. You’re investigators. Penetrating the walls of those closest to you, and then shocking strangers with facts about them that they’re sure they did not tell you. You’re always wondering what people are about, and then tossing them when you’ve figured it out.
Unless, of course, they intrigue you. Then the rest of the world should step back, because you’re smitten, and no one else has a chance.
Scorpio, you’re an iceberg. What we see, may be smoldering eyes, penetrating glances, and an occasional dad joke, but what is so enticing to us, is what lies beneath. And I’m guessing that is why you’re so popular.
The adventure. The intrigue. The mystery. The unconditional, mind-blowing love.
When it comes to the Zodiac, there is only one Sign I don’t feel awkward about expressing my loving feelings for, and that Sign is Cancer. You can say you love, but can you actually feel that love? This truth is what the Cancer people in my life, have taught me to understand.
Cancer is the 4th sign, ruler of the HOME and SOUL.Your essence is water, feeling your way though the tides of life, learning to dance under the moon’s ever changing light.
You are affectionate and nurturing. You’re a total homebody, but will rarely turn down a night of fun, if the company is worth keeping. It’s such a rewarding feeling to have a Cancer want to be around you. Cancers can smell bullshit, and they will walk away from you, if they sense your insincerity.
When I have trouble, Cancer will listen. No matter how crazy my story might be, you care to know every detail. You will listen to the beginning, middle and end. You will laugh when I laugh, and cry when I cry. You are the natural empath — Psychically aware of the moods and feelings of others. You have a strong desire to make others feel better.
You know how to laugh at yourself. It’s actually the common consensus among Astrologers that Cancer is the most humorous of all Zodiac Signs. Through wit, self-deprecation, and acute observation, you will disarm and enchant the most serious of people.
You are opinionated and wise, but somehow also accepting and optimistic — an old soulthat manages to stay young at heart.
You know how to save — both hearts and money. You take care of your assets, so it’s not confusing, as to why so many millionaires are Cancers. You know the value of everything in life, and you won’t throw it away in exchange for the petty nothingness.
You love deeply and completely, but you don’t stop there. You will invite us into your warm, comfortable home, and then you will bake cookies. You are passionate, witty and wise. Above all, you are unapologetically you, and that is why I love you.
Capricorn, you are not only the most powerful, hard-workingZodiac sign, you are also the mostinteresting—and that is an unequivocal fact. The only people who won’t agree with this statement, just don’t “get” you. And that is their fault, not yours.
You’re funny, but a lot of your jokes are too intelligent, so they go over people’s heads. You’re interesting, but you’re selective in who you speak to, so people assume you’re boring. You care a lot, but out of a need to protect yourself, you act like you don’t care at all, which offends people.
People tend to love Capricorns, but they love their own consistency more, and Capricorn is the final Cardinal sign. Cardinal signs are consistent in only one regard, and that is in their inconsistency.
They will do most anything to get what they want, even if that means changing their mind mid-deal, and reevaluating situations over and over, until they get them right.
You are very similar to your Cardinal counterparts, but unlike Aries, you don’t give up when it doesn’t work out the first time. Unlike Cancers, you won’t let your need for isolation, get in the way of networking. Unlike Libra’s, you don’t spend your time caring about what other people think of you. You are the Cardinal sign in it’s best light—and under said light, Capricorns rarely go unnoticed, which can come with recognition both good and bad.
You’re the ruler of the 10th house. The house of career, ambition, public life, and fame. A lot of celebrities have strong Capricorn in their chart. You work five-times harder, and you shine one hundred times brighter than the next person, and you’re too busy to notice.
You’re ruled by Saturn, the planet of restrictions and lessons, and therefore you’re constantly jumping over hurdles, breaking through walls, and pushing past barriers, which can be very exhausting. Rarely do we see Capricorns smiling. You run one marathon, and the moment you cross the finish line, you’ve started another one.
Secretly, Capricorns have lived harder lives than the rest of us. You are constantly fighting the pushback from the Universe, and yes, it seems like everyone is against you. But in the end, you will find that the only reason the Universe was such a dick, was to teach you how powerful you really are.
You are the STRONGEST sign of the zodiac, because you have to use your strength every day. You always get up. You always get better. You always exceed people’s expectations.You are always screaming, “look at me now!” But if you’re not there yet, if you find yourself, once again, on the bottom rung, I bet I can read your thoughts. You’re thinking, “I’ll show them!”
And you will.
You can’t put a Capricorn in a box. You are neither offensive, nor defensive—but you are always playing the game. Capricorns don’t get benched. If you’re sitting this one out, it’s because you chose to.
You have drive, determination and ambition, and you take your life seriously.You are going to win, and you will win on your own merit. You can’t be bothered to care if people like you—though you would like them to respect you. Capricorn is about power, and you will do what it takes to achieve that, on any terms.
You are consistently driving to be better than what people have made you feel. So you reevaluate who you are, you reimagine your life, and you work to be better than who you were. And if at first you don’t succeed, you will try again.
No pressure Capricorn, but if you can’t do it, no one can. You’re the stuff of legends. You are what the history books are made of. I mean, go look, the history books are literally full of great Capricorns.
We give you shit, because it makes us feel better–we know you are the hardest act to follow. Maybe you were not the first, maybe you are not the last, but you are the greatest. You are the one we remember. Saturn makes sure that what you say and do will be around forever. So try not to be discouraged when the going gets tough, you are meant to reach your goal, and that dream will live on long after you do.
Virgo’s are notoriously the hardest to please of all the Zodiac signs. So to be honest, I’m a little nervous about writing you a love letter—you may never see how much I actually love you, when you’re tearing apart my grammar and questioning my intent—and Virgo, that is partly why you are so great, but there is more. So I’ve thought about you for weeks, edited this for days, and am ready to let you know: Virgo, this is why I love you.
You’re a writer and a counselor. A listener. You are receptive and easily amused. Your sense of humor is dry, like the earth that Virgo is made of.
The same earth that coincidentally makes you kinky. You love sex. You love getting it done. In fact, you know your way around most things, because you are precise, in tune with nature, and responsive.
Like Gemini, Virgo is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication. I would say though, that unlike Gemini, you are ruled by the dark side of Mercury—the part of communication that cannot be seen. You would rather compliment my outfit to someone else; throw insults my way, when you’ve loved me for years; or write it down in a poem, rather than spew your feelings for all to see. And unlike your Mercurial counterpart, you value silence and don’t feel the need to fill voids with your constant chatter.
Virgo rules over the 6th house of routine, daily work, and health. This means that you take care of things. You make lists, you think of goals, and then you achieve your dreams. You’re not like your opposite sign, Pisces, hoping that wishes will take you to the top. You are pragmatic and logical about what you were put on earth to do.
You are the only sign that has a desire to get it done. “Finish this” is actually written in your itinerary for the day. You do your job and you do it well. You deserve to say, “I’m the only one who…” because it’s probably true.
You are the anti-escape. You have your 5th house fun, and then you get back to that 6th house business. You aren’t one to dilly-dally, unless of course, you already wrote “procrastinate” down in that schedule of yours.
You are well-liked wherever you go. Because you make things happen. You take care of your own body and mind, and then you nurse those who are ill, back to health. You organize others.
You are the enigma and the perfectionist, only because you have to be. You know that if the details are passed over to focus on the big picture, we will all fail. You are smart, and will use your intelligence and upper hand to save and protect—never to hurt.
Virgo wants to be the hero, and of all the signs in the Zodiac, you are the only one with the actual skills to do so. Where Leo might be Superman, all flash and drama, Virgo stands behind him, making sure he actually does his job. This is why you are the glue that holds the first half of the Zodiac together with the second half. How can we be ready for a Libra relationship, or a Capricorn career, if we have not learned how to pay attention? How can we be heroes if we have not learned how to save ourselves? How can we consider ourselves to be intelligent, if we don’t know how to answer this question:
I love you Sagittarius, and to prove my love, I would like to share a secret: if I could be any sign in the Zodiac, I would be you.
Sagittarius, you have no equal. You are where otherworldly intelligence, open-mindedness, quick humor, and spirituality collide. You should be considered a perfectly engineered cyborg, yet they call you a human. I don’t feel like thats fair.
Sagittarius is what happens when you get a human so aware andenlightened that they can turn every experience into the most fun we have ever had, but at the same time remain completely serious.
You walk among the stars and still manage to find time for us usual folk, down here on earth. I’d say that’s why everyone is lining up to be around you, blowing up your phone, and getting angry that you haven’t called them back—even though they are perfectly aware that you have no time left to give. You are the true celebrity of the Zodiac and whether you want the spotlight or not, it belongs to you.
Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, took both men and women for his lovers, as he looked over the Roman empire with his (reasonably) jealous wife, Juno. His Greek Counterpart Zeus, did the same. Sagittarius isn’t particular about who it loves, or when it loves—you just love people, all of them, and they seem to worship you in return.
Sagittarians are quite the demigods, as you have a sort of power over everyone.You single-handedly manage to make both men and women fall desperately in love with you, no matter what sex you are. And of course, all of the haters are upset that I would say that, calling them out on their secret obsession with you. Seriously, I wish I could manage just an ounce of your talent, intelligence, and androgyny and still make time to flash that 1000-watt smile.
The most interesting thing about all of this is that I’ve never met an egotistical Sagittarius. You seem to be your own worst enemy, and biggest critic. You are very self-deprecating, sometimes to a fault. You probably haven’t even noticed the fan club, which keeps getting bigger.
You are known as the lucky sign, and maybe that’s what we see. But you have rarely relied on such luck to get you through. You work very hard. You have more ambition in your little finger, than we do in our whole bodies. And I know that you hate cliches, but that one fits.
You were born to achieve and to succeed. You are the race horse that never comes in second. The skilled archer that rarely misses a target. But when you do miss, you work at it religiously, until you can confidently say that you will never miss again.
Sagittarius will always make it to the top of whatever mountain you climb. But unlike other Zodiac signs that seem to bask in their own glory, when you reach the peak, and the accomplishment starts setting in, you have already begun planning for your next trek up an even greater mountain.
You don’t rest, because if you don’t have a finish line, you don’t know how to live.
Sagittarius, you are inspiring. You are #goals. You are the very definition of limitless. You breathe in other cultures, learning all you can, about everything and everyone. And even with all of these gifts, you are still the best friend a person could have.
Basically, you sit on the throne in Mount Olympus, and you should be impossible to reach, but yet you come down to meet us, hangout with us, and then love us.