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A new Worst Prime Minister in History will be in place by July of this year.
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Theresa May's leaving do is to be a quiet affair - consisting of just her.
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Local MP Simon Williams had paid tribute to Theresa May, whom he called: ‘The People’s Warrior,’ saying that it was sadly time to go, and she will be greatly missed, a day after spitting at her portrait in the Houses of Parliament.
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Theresa May has dusted off her CV in order to update it for her new job search, only to realise the section on Achievements requires no updating whatsoever.
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The Conservative Party has announced it will put Theresa May in Bagpuss' shop window along with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more.
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Legitimate military man and Tory MP Mark Francois has revealed that he intends to spend the Bank Holiday masturbating to classic war film The Great Escape.
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Theresa May has told the executive of the 1922 Committee of Tory backbench MPs that ‘Therexit means Therexit’, adding ‘I don’t know why no-one understands what that means'.
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Tech giant Huawei has pointed out that Britain and the US don’t seem to object to intrusive surveillance by other companies
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Dickheads across the country have been reminded that throwing milkshakes over volunteers because they don't like the colour of their rosette makes them look like childish cunts.
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A fucking arsehole is guarding against electoral irregularities by taking his own biro to the polling booth.
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