Get ready to go bananas with the always appealing Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes to find Banana Octopuses, Banana Boas, Banana Bunnies, Banana Cream Ponies, and more! These items are ripe for the pickin’ Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 20, 2019 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split!
It’s hard not to trumpet this news from the crowsnest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Pelican Plushie to harass landlubbers visiting the beaches. There’s no hiding yer fish with these mates.
If ye still have room in his bill after giving him a snack, try filling it with some plunder. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ in sea battles with 20 different brigands. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
Spring is sailing into port after a long winter festooned in periwinkle finery. It’s hard to believe that winter is behind us, but believing takes practice. Make no mistake; the seas in spring are quite treacherous. The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly. What better way to do that than with this new hue?
Obtain one of these Gold Boxes and it may sprout Periwinkle Parrots, Toucans, Tigers, and Unicorns. Sure, ye may not have seen these colors in the wild yet, but ye don’t have to understand things for them to be.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Don’t wait. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long!
Fer too long the Inns on the oceans ‘ave been filled with spirits n’ sea shanties, yet missing one thing. Not anymore! Fer a limited time, head to yer local furnisher an’ order yerself a mirrored ball for installation around yer dance floor.
Once hooked up, pirates in the room will be able to perform various funky dances via a variety of chat commands. We suggest ye take it slow as some commands may cause yer pirate to convulse uncontrollably.
What are ye waiting fer? Get out there and cut a rug; it’s time to parrrrrrrrty!
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a not-so-fearsome squishy friend. These Homunculus Plushies may not look it, but they are quite huggable if’n ye become afraid of the fog.
Does yer name strike fear into the hearts of yer foes? If not, it’s time to fly into action! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engagin’’ in melee with 3 Brigand Kings!
Ye be tired of long nights and no enough daylight fer pillagin’? Good news! Spring Green Boxes have sprouted even before the ground has thawed. Could mean Spring weather is just around the corner. A little bit of pirate wishful thinkin’, perhaps?
Just like last year, we’ve added a wee bit o’ luck to each box. While ye can still find Spring Green, ye may also find Emerald finery. This be yer chance to uncover Emerald Octopus with Spring Green Hats, Emerald Dragons, Emerald Wolverines, Emerald Otters, Pots of Gold (chest furniture), and spring green ships. That’s not all, these boxes are also chock-full of spring green and emerald, clothing, furniture, chromas, 'n more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on March 18, 2019 you'll receive a free Spring Green Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so may the luck o’ the pirates be with ye!
Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Tiger Plushie to pet. These purrrrfect hunters make an excellent addition to yer crew provided ye remember to feed them and give them a giant ball o’ yarn to play with.
Feelin’ lucky? Why not test yer skills in a few tournaments? Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 5 tournaments!
Years ago, a Valkyrie Class Sloop charted for a long oceanic voyage never arrived in port. After exhaustive searches, explorers have found her remains grounded on icy shores. While the cargo has been recovered, there’s still no explanation fer why it was off course nor the whereabouts of her crew. The frozen cargo appears to be intact so, now is yer chance to claim it as yers.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and partake in the chilly offerings. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like Ice Octopuses, Polar Dragons, Frost Tigers, Ice Wolverines, Ice blue Dogs and Cats, and more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 28th, 2019 you'll receive a free Ice Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
It’s the start of a new year on the oceans, and this one promises to be legendary. Start the year out right by recruiting a magical new crewmate. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Unicorn Plushie to make yer crew’s wishes come true!
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by participating in 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution a real pirate can keep.
Three winters ago, an unfathomable (albeit adorable) EVIL arose in the frozen north that threatened to engulf the ocean. The return of the dread seal king A'uk was narrowly stopped through the combined bravery of pirating folk and the spirits of a lost race of warrior penguins.
Hark! Evil once more rears its sinister head! The seal-sorceress X'ukara, mother of A'uk, has risen from the snows to punish the realm for her son's imprisonment. She has once more called forth the legions of A'uk to wreak her vengeance!
Arise ye pirates and embrace yer inner penguin! The fate of the very ocean hangs in the balance!
Each ocean has been divided into 4 teams, with pirates from the same crew all being placed on the same team. Pirates can participate and earn points for their team by raiding Sealperial Outposts, collecting artefact pieces and assembling them near the docks on certain islands. Crafting 3 copies of the same artefacts grants Swashbuckling Penguins furniture items:
Ancient Penguin Fetish, Ancient Seal Fetish and X’ukara Statue
The competition ends on Wednesday, January 2nd.
While our backs were turned, some magenta monkeys pilfered our eggnog and gained access to the dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Ravens, Monkeys, Toucans, Pets, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.*
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.