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PALO ALTO, CA—Warning that progressive Democrats’ plans to fund government projects through tax increases on billionaires would have ..read more
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LOS ANGELES—Expressing a longing for past eras that were more tolerant of artistic expression, director Greg Loud sadly reflected Monday ..read more
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KALAMAZOO, MI—Refusing to play along with what he immediately knew to be blatant hyperbole, restaurant patron David Ream, 46, publicly ..read more
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Pet lovers, get excited, because scientists have just revealed some fascinating information about your feline friends: Animal experts are ..read more
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WATERLOO, IA—Commemorating a life which came to a sudden tragic end before reaching its true counteroffensive potential, mourners from ..read more
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Juul announced Thursday that it would end sales of it popular fruity e-cigarette flavors such as mango, creme, and strawberry ahead of a ..read more
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Just in time for Halloween, everyone’s favorite ghostbusting plumber is finally back to rid the world of ghosts and mischievous spirits ..read more
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PITTSBURGH—Decrying the omission as a blatant attempt to stir up controversy, music buff Miles Sherman told reporters Friday that he was ..read more
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President Trump has chosen his Trump Dorsal golf resort to host the 2020 Group of Seven summit of world leaders, an unprecedented move ..read more

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