I was checking out the news yesterday, wondering what new species of slime Robert Mueller had lately uncovered in his beau geste, and - lo! and behold!
There you were.
On the SAME DAY that NumbNuts Giuliani dropped the hint that there MIGHT have been some "collusion" with foreign governments conducted by the Trump campaign (but not Trump, never Trump, oh no), I was treated by excerpts from your new book (for lack of a better word), depicting the wailing and gnashing of teeth over your "friend Donald" (the never-colluding Mr. Trump) being used and led astray by a nefarious gaggle of - what were your subtle sobriquets? -
"...amateurs, weaklings, grifters, convicted and unconvicted felons..." in the White House.
Shocking. What's an illegitimately-elected pseudo-President to do?
If only you were there to help him realize his glorious vision of a newly-great America. One that would give new meaning to the phrase - let me finish - "Soviet Union".
Saw your press conference today. And I have to say, whereas I appreciate your concern for the safety and well-being of the American Woman in the shadow of an "invasion" of Central American migrants, to tell the truth I'm more afraid of Brett Kavanaugh.