Fleshlight for a Chode (Disco S5E4)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
6d ago
When Adira brings a bug aboard the Disco after hanging out with their ex, Captain Burnham and Commander Rayner narrowly avoid being Tuvix-ed when they attempt to blurp out of her ready room. But when a groggy future version of Zora lays out the stakes for the rest of the season, they’ll have to Quantum Leap their way through some of Star Trek: Discovery’s greatest hits in order to rectify the timeline. What would happen if Stamets met Wesley Crusher? Do hologram computers have privacy screens? Is Book going for the record? It’s the episode that refuses to show weird, old hand. Support the prod ..read more
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Measure From the Polar Region (Disco S5E3)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1w ago
When the poem leads an away team to the milk caves on Trill, Culber is way too eager to be inhabited by Jinaal Bix. But while Burnham and Book prove their worthiness in the quarry, Rayner learns Discovery’s crew members are surprisingly verbose. Where is there never any palace intrigue? What’s the first thing you want to do in Wilson Cruz’s body? How do you prep a dimple? It’s the episode that wants more representation eggs in more baskets! Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing list! Greatest Trek is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is ..read more
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Echo Peeper 607s (Disco S5E2)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1w ago
When Michael is left to decide who will take over for Saru as Number One, she makes the startling realization that everyone else is very pro Book Burnham. But when the dirt bike rental owner calls for the 10th time in a row to collect damages, the crew decides they're better off skipping town to chase Moll and L'ak than footing the bill. Doth the Book protest too much? Who's a scorpion and who's a frog? Does Betazed still have the cum plants? It’s the episode that makes you a ganglia you can't refuse. Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing l ..read more
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Echo Peepers 607 (Disco S5E2)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
2w ago
When Michael is left to decide who will take over for Saru as Number One, she makes the startling realization that everyone else is very pro Book Burnham. But when the dirt bike rental owner calls for the 10th time in a row to collect damages, the crew decides they're better off skipping town to chase Moll and L'ak than footing the bill. Doth the Book protest too much? Who's a scorpion and who's a frog? Does Betazed still have the cum plants? It’s the episode that makes you a ganglia you can't refuse. Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Sign up for our mailing l ..read more
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The Post Death Squat (Disco S5E1)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
2w ago
When Captain Burnham and the Discovery get assigned a red directive mission, she and Captain Rayner don’t quite sync up. But when Book is called in to help with The Chase, they track down the thieves and learn that this season’s MacGuffin was already opened by Fred. Why don’t more parents register for airline chair? What’s required to rent a shielded dirt bike? Which characters will season 5 be pivoting to full time? It’s the episode that wants a text before you call. Listen to Greatest Gen’s review of TNG “The Chase”  Support the production of Greatest Trek Get a thing at podshop.biz! Si ..read more
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Hard Pipe Hitting Cylon (Pilot Season: Battlestar Galactica Part 2)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
3w ago
When Galactica is trapped in a Paulson-style nebula, they make a scary as hell jump to get ammunition for the war. But when President Rosalind suggests running instead of fighting the Cylons, Commander Adama is convinced that hope will save what’s left of humanity. Which actor gives two characters for the price of one? What’s the most likely name for a robot child? Who is more Larkin than Larkin himself? It’s the episode that doesn’t want the software update! It's MaxFun Drive! Support the production of Greatest Trek. Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord!  ..read more
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Drugstore Godzilla Suit (TOS S1E19)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1M ago
When Kirk beams down for a house party on Cestus III, what he finds instead is an aerial bombardment and one very angry outpost survivor. But when the Enterprise gives chase and the Metrons sense violent intent, a broadcast death match is the only suggestion for conflict resolution. Are Spock and McCoy capable of effectively insulting each other? What kind of utensil can you bring to a dinner party? Is bamboo strong enough to make a bazooka out of? It’s the episode that is somewhat diminished by O’Herlihy’s presence. We reached 2,000 members in this year's  Greatest Trek Drive - THANK YOU ..read more
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Reams of Paper Porn (Pilot Season: Battlestar Galactica Part 1)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1M ago
When it’s time to make a museum out of the Battlestar Galactica, the ship’s decommissioning ceremony turns into an even busier day for Commander Adama. But when the Cylons magically split the trolly and send it down both tracks, President Rosalind enters into a power struggle with the new leader of the Colonial fleet. What’s the dream move during any argument? Are the Capricans actually Pah-wraith people? How does someone get through TSA with a meat scroll? It’s the episode that’s desperately clinging to the outside of a spaceship! It's MaxFun Drive! Support the production of Greatest Trek. Jo ..read more
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In Space Nobody Can Hear Your Leather Squeak (Pilot Season: Andromeda)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1M ago
When the Andromeda is betrayed by one of their own, the surviving crew make for the nearest black hole to try and escape. But when Capt Kevin Sorbo is the only survivor salvaged from the singularity, everyone he’s ever known is gone. Did somebody find the keys to Gene Roddenberry secret script cabinet? Do captains get to choose their own ship AIs? Is the ship hot or is it just hot in here? It’s the episode that wants you to stop picking at it! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord!  Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production of Greatest Trek Music b ..read more
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My Astronaut Diaper Is Super Full (Pilot Season: Farscape)
The Greatest Discovery: New Star Trek Reviewed
by Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
1M ago
When a test pilot’s propulsion experiment takes him much farther than expected, his shock on the other side makes him seem a little dumb. But when his guild of alien adventurers needs a handwritten equation to escape, John Crichton comes through with a rollerball mouse and earns their respect through math. Who was Farscape made for? How do you know when a show isn’t serious? Which piece of grit could turn into a pearl? It’s the episode with print magazine nostalgia! Join weekly watch parties during Pilot Season on the USS Hood Discord!  Friends of DeSoto for Labor Support the production o ..read more
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