In a bold move that’s being hailed as the ultimate display of luxury and power, a BMW driver has tailgated the driver of the first-ever space vehicle. Sources report that the BMW, a sleek black sedan, was seen hurtling through the vacuum of space at breakneck speed, its driver seemingly determined to get as close to the space vehicle as possible. Despite the danger posed by such reckless behavior, the BMW driver was said to be honking his horn and flashing his lights in an attempt to get the other driver to move over and let him pass. “It was really quite something to see,” said one eyewitnes ..read more

In a shocking turn of events, historians have announced that the time period of the Bronze Age should be renamed the “LeBron James Era” due to the recent discovery of oil paintings depicting the famous basketball player. LeBron circa 1493 According to the historians, the paintings were discovered in a cave in a remote region of the Mediterranean and date back to the 2nd millennium BCE, which corresponds with the time period of the Bronze Age. The paintings depict LeBron James in various poses, including shooting a basketball, dunking, and even doing his signature “chalk toss” before a game. In ..read more

In a shocking revelation, a new theory has emerged that suggests that the dinosaurs were not a real species that roamed the earth millions of years ago, but were actually created by the CIA to scare people and prevent them from attempting to travel back in time. According to the theory, the CIA, in an effort to protect national security, created the idea of dinosaurs as a deterrent to prevent people from attempting to travel back in time. The agency then used its vast resources to fabricate evidence of the creatures, including fossilized bones and footprints, to make their story seem believabl ..read more

Last night, a criminal case suddenly popped up and took a small town by storm. A viagra shipment was stolen from a factory by a gang of hardened criminals. As many people know, the first 48 hours are very important in most criminal cases. However, in this case, the cops have been told that if they can’t solve the case in the first 4-6 hours, they need to consult a doctor for additional assistance. Investigators say the crime took place sometime between the hours of 6PM and midnight. “All we are trying to do here is erect justice and uphold the law.” said Peter Falice, lead criminal investigato ..read more

In a shocking turn of events, the newest face to grace the iconic Mt Rushmore is none other than internet sensation “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire” guy. “Chestnuts roasting” guy, also known as AnucAtittawan on Smule, recently went viral with an incredible rendition of the Nat King Cole classic “A Christmas Song”. Check it out: The decision to replace one of the original four faces on Mount Rushmore, George Washington, with a viral meme was met with mixed reactions. Some have praised the move as a way to modernize and diversify the monument, while others have decried it as a sign of the n ..read more

Joe Rogan, the controversial and wildly popular podcaster, has announced a major change to his show. In an effort to “reach new levels of consciousness and clarity,” Rogan will now spend the first three hours of each episode in complete silence, meditating on various philosophical and spiritual topics. But don’t worry – the second half of each episode will still be the same old, unhinged ranting and raving you know and love. In fact, Rogan has promised even more “uncontrolled screaming” in this new format. “I’ve been meditating for years now and it’s been a game-changer for me,” Rogan said in ..read more

There has recently been a lot of speculation surrounding Zac Efron and his ever-changing appearance. It now seems we have an answer as to why he ruined his perfect face – it’s for the role of a lifetime. Zac Efron will be displaying his acting chops as Lord Farquaad in the new live-action remake of Shrek Forever After (the best Shrek movie of all time, according to multiple critics). Why is he jacked to the tits, you might ask? Well, according to the Institute of Movies and Entertainment, they’ve written in an alternate subplot in which Farquaad becomes an MMA fighter and tries to beat the liv ..read more

Brian Johnson, aka Liver King, has recently come under fire for allegedly using steroids after claiming he’s 100% natural. The popular YouTube channel “More Plates More Dates” recently uploaded a video showing an overwhelming amount of evidence that the Liver King actually takes several steroids such as omnitrope, deca, winstrol, and many more. However, Liver King has vehemently denies the claims, going on several podcasts such as Pardon My Take, Impaulsive, and The Bertcast to say he has never touched the stuff. Below is a clip of Liver King clearly getting angry at the accusations: Liver Ki ..read more

Just a quick heads up, vegans. You are being replaced by owners of Air Fryers. Earlier last week, Air Fryer owner Tanya Karp was at a party when someone mentioned they had just found a sweet new recipe for chicken tendies and they couldn’t wait to make them in their new Air Fryer. Instead of chiming in and mentioning that she was also a proud owner of an Air Fryer, Tanya simply smiled and walked away. Read More: Confirmed: The Covid vaccine will NOT contain a microchip but will contain U2’s new album Shortly after, she was presented with an award for this great act of humility by state officia ..read more

How dirty is money? Very dirty. Each dollar has on average 6.9 billion germs on it according to the Science Institute of Science. Virus and Disease experts are now claiming that laundering your money may help in stopping the spread of COVID-19.Money laundering is defined as the illegal process of concealing the origins of money obtained illegally by passing it through a complex sequence of banking transfers or commercial transactions. Read More: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be a pizza party Naturally, this caused quite a bit of confusion. Is the CDC asking for pe ..read more