Linda Vernon Humor
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Stylistically Abusing Language for the Betterment of Mankind. Perhaps you have already noticed that my blog is kind of weird. First of all, it used to look different, but I somehow accidentally changed my theme, and I don't know how to change it back so I hope you like this one. If not. well let's don't talk about if nots . I've been writing this blog for the last five years...
Linda Vernon Humor
1M ago
Welcome, Dear Readers, to the weekend here at the blog! And because it’s Saturday, we’re just going to kick back, drink some coffee, and flip (or flick if you’re from the UK) through old magazines from history’s easiest decade to make fun of — the slightly creepy seventies! Let’s turn to the page, shall we ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
2M ago
Bobby Having missed the last train to Dorkville, Bobby decided to hang out with me at the coffee shop where I worked — until the next train arrived. Well not really hang out officially. More like send me imagined hugs and kisses and god only knows what else from upon the stool he spent a ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
4M ago
Dear Father Time: Permit me to say, my dear Father Time In this letter I write you (that I’m going to rhyme) It looks like the future’s a big disappointment Take pimples, for instance, there’s still not an ointment . . . And no flying cars, now what’s up with that? And where is ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
4M ago
Welcome Dear Readers. I’ve recently taken up crocheting. I don’t know what I’m making as yet — so far it’s just a big strip of crocheted yarn that’s getting fatter and fatter. And I’m really enjoying it —but what is one to do with a big, oversized chunk of crocheted yarn? Well, maybe this 1984 ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
1y ago
Welcome Dear Readers! Today, if you’re not feeling a little nauseous already, I thought it might be fun to flip through this House Beautiful Magazine from everyone’s favorite icky decade: The Slightly Creepy Seventies! But what kind of a focal point? Hm. . . . Now let’s turn to the next page shall we? Ready? (I’ll ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
1y ago
Hello Dear Readers. It seems the cold, cruel calendar will be ushering in the Fourth of July tomorrow and before I’ll even have time to get out of bed! The calendar is such a tyrant. Which brings us to another kind of tyranny. One that we Americans had foisted upon us on the Fourth of ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
2y ago
I don’t mean to brag, but I have been using “the facilities” on my own now for over fifty years, and I know, firsthand, some crazy things that got flushed that hadn’t oughta. Once, when I was four, my mother bought a batch of the most beautiful red apples you ever saw and displayed them on the table. I ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
2y ago
Dear Readers! Good news. I have finally managed to talk the Drawing Lady into coming by the blog again to give us another drawing lesson! Now please remember, Dear Readers, that The Drawing Lady is a tortured artist and, as such, is as explosive as a Nitroglycerin Shirley Temple with a dynamite swizzle stick. ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
2y ago
Welcome Dear Readers to this week’s edition of the Gregory’s Bible Stories. Today in Sunday School, Gregory learned about how Abraham got a surprise visit from three men with some unbelievable news concerning his wife, Sarah. This week’s story is loosely based on Genesis 18: 1-15 if you would like to loosely follow along. Holy ..read more
Linda Vernon Humor
2y ago
Welcome Dear Readers to Gregory’s Vacation Bible School. Today Gregory is telling the class about the time Jesus got baptized. Let’s listen in, shall we? Jesus Gets Baptized Before Jesus came along, John the Baptist was the official spokesperson for the Lord. John the Baptist was a cousin of Jesus, but he was from the ..read more