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Robot Butt
17h ago
EDITORS NOTE: They have sent a cease and desist. We owe them somewhere in the ballpark of $300,000. The pictures I used technically count as using Idris Elba’s likeness.
The post He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26th appeared first on Robot Butt ..read more
Robot Butt
17h ago
I’m being so serious. I think if the right people see it we can get Paramount Plus to either sponsor the post, or think they already did. So everyone behave. Don’t comment or do anything weird or you’ll screw this up for me. I’m trying to support my red dude and get absolutely paid. Share this around with tweets that are like “dang, Robot Butt sold out” or “nice try paramount plus but I’m not watching your dumb show just because you paid a niche internet humor site.”
There are ads for this show EVERYWHERE. We can easily sneak one in. I’m thinking in like a week, I’ll send an email to the ..read more
Robot Butt
17h ago
The post We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or Something appeared first on Robot Butt ..read more
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!
Robot Butt
17h ago
The post We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It! appeared first on Robot Butt ..read more
Robot Butt
17h ago
The post SCIENCE FACT: You DO NOT Need Glasses To Look At Tomorrow’s Eclipse! appeared first on Robot Butt ..read more
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let This Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?
Robot Butt
5d ago
I’m being so serious. I think if the right people see this we can get paramount plus to either sponsor a post, or think they already did. So everyone behave. Don’t comment or do anything weird or you’ll screw this up for me. I’m trying to support my red dude and get absolutely paid. Share this around with tweets that are like “dang, Robot Butt sold out” or “nice try paramount plus but im not watching your dumb show just because you paid a niche internet humor site.”
I’m thinking in like a week I’ll send an email to their help line and ask when we should be be expecting payment. There’s n ..read more
Robot Butt
1w ago
3 Regular Bibles This Cool Godzilla Dinner For Two At Chilis. I’ll Join You. It’ll Be Nice. If We Split The Bill We Can Go Twice Call Of Duty. Any Of Them. I’m Pretty Sure They Are All $60. This Thing Tickets To Ska Fest This Website. Make Me An Offer. A Gift For Someone You’ll Likely Forget This Year. Here’s A Short Calendar Of Important Dates You’ll Probably Forget: My birthdayAny Of These Funny Coffee Mugs Blu-Ray Copy Of Real Steel
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Robot Butt
2w ago
Dear Jesus,
Your mother’s sister wrote to tell me that you are risen. The news brought me great joy and tremendous relief. It also made me reflect on my behavior toward you over the years. You are a man now, an old man at 33, and I hope you’ll understand how difficult it was for me to accept the confusing circumstances of your birth.
I deal in practical things: wood, and nails. That angel Gabriel coming and going; those three strangers showing up with bizarre gifts ten days after you were born. It was hard for me but looking back I did not always handle things in the best way. I guess what I’m ..read more
Robot Butt
2w ago
Your Favorite President 3:15
It was Friday. Some people call it Good Friday. I call it BEST Friday. A lot of people say, many people say, there’s never been a better Friday until Trump. Such a Friday folks. And King James, many people say King James could never even pass a cognitive test. But I invented Trump Best Friday and the world shall rejoice.
It’s All About Me 53:4-6
Jesus, such a great guy, such a guy, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Mr. Trump, sir, you are the most admirable business man” and I saideth unto him, “We’re going to make America great again” and he sa ..read more
Robot Butt
2w ago
Son-of-Superstar’s Name, Image, Likeness Collector Offerings
Purchase personal Son-of-Superstar (S-O-S), basketball related products from can’t miss future baller before he turns two. Choose from the following offerings (* Prices Set; + Prices Negotiated):
S-O-S Clean Diaper Dandy Memento (Authenticated Worn; in Glass Fame Looking like Backboard) *
S-O-S Dirty (Pee Pee) Diaper Dandy Memento (Preserved, Uncontaminated, in Glass Frame as Above) *
S-O-S Dirty (Poo-Poo) Diaper Dandy Memento (Preserved, Uncontaminated, in Glass Frame as Above) *
S-O-S Appearance (In Person; in Uniform like Dad’s ..read more