The Invisible Network
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by Gabriel Cordova
5M ago
Introduction: Hi! Have you ever wondered what secrets your network hides? It’s really fascinating. Networks are like deep oceans – they are calm on the surface, but hidden activity is boiling under them. Today let’s have a casual chat about how to unravel these hidden secrets of our networks. It’s like being a digital archaeologist, only instead of ancient ruins, we’re exploring data transmission routes! Decoding the invisible: Networks often have their secrets–unused bandwidth, forgotten connected devices, or even unusual data spikes. These hidden elements are not just idle curiosities; they ..read more
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Manage Login Items
Sauce On the Side | Service Industry Satire
by Gabriel Cordova
5M ago
Slow loading times on your computer can be a significant hindrance to productivity and overall user experience. Whether you’re using Windows or macOS, several factors can contribute to this sluggishness. Fortunately, there are several steps you can take to improve your system’s loading times. Here’s how to troubleshoot and fix slow loading issues in both Windows and macOS. For Windows Users Startup Programs: One of the most common reasons for slow loading is too many programs launching at startup. Use the Task Manager (Ctrl + Shift + Esc) to disable unnecessary startup programs. Disk Cleanup ..read more
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Disregarding Static Electricity
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by Gabriel Cordova
5M ago
Updating your computer, whether it’s installing new hardware or updating application, can significantly improve its performance and longevity. However, the process can be tricky, and mistakes can lead to problems ranging from minor glitches to major system failures. Here’s a guide to help you avoid common mistakes when updating your computer. 1. Ignoring Compatibility One of the most common mistakes is not checking compatibility before upgrading hardware or application. Ensure that any new component is compatible with your existing system. For hardware upgrades, this includes checking the moth ..read more
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Air Cooling Systems
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by Gabriel Cordova
5M ago
High-performance PCs, commonly used for gaming, video editing, and other intensive tasks, tend to generate a lot of heat. Efficient cooling is crucial to maintain performance, prolong hardware life, and prevent overheating. Here are some effective solutions for cooling high-performance PCs. 1. Air Cooling Systems Air cooling is the most common method of cooling PCs. It involves the use of fans and heat sinks to dissipate heat. Upgrade Case Fans: Increase the number and quality of fans in your PC case. More fans or higher-quality fans can improve airflow and heat dissipation. High-Performance ..read more
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Digital Information
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by Gabriel Cordova
5M ago
Data corruption can be a nightmare for anyone relying on digital information. It refers to errors in computer data that occur during writing, reading, storage, transmission, or processing, which lead to unintended changes to the original data. Understanding the causes and solutions for data corruption is essential for safeguarding your valuable information. Understanding the Causes of Data Corruption Data corruption can stem from various sources, often categorized into physical and logical causes. Physical Causes: These include hardware failures, such as a damaged hard drive, overheating, pow ..read more
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Chef knows how to wash hands
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by Jack Milky
4y ago
Eugene, OR — At the Salty Hog House, a quaint “Keep Eugene Weird” kinda restaurant that used to be the Fish Cottage, you can see your meat being roasted all around you in the repurposed fish tanks that line the walls. One of the chefs, Richie, sitting at the bar surveying the empty, quarantined restaurant, is feeling victimized. Every year he and the whole staff have been certified for cleanliness. Surprisingly, given the amount of smoke and meat in the walls, they have never failed an inspection or been shut down by the fire marshall. They have worked every minute just to get people good clea ..read more
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Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks
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by Sean Russell
4y ago
MEMPHIS, TN — Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely sure what happened, and Dwayne doesn’t seem ready to talk about it outside of mumbling to himself. He has also been playing Everybody Hurts, by R.E.M. on repeat, over the speakers of the restaurant for the past six and a half hours. Every time a customer orders something from Dwayne, he simply responds with “Amber would love that.” Mr. Casey seems to grow more downtr ..read more
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Depressed Busboy Takes Cues From Cutting Board
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by Greg Parker
4y ago
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Gabriel Tiffany Gomez is a twenty six year old busboy, who has been single for the past five years, against his will. He spends the majority of his days working at Stew’s Stew, Brew and Blues, and the remainder of his days in a general malaise. For the past week, Gabe has been trying to get transferred into the dish pit in order to indulge in his latest fascination. “I just keep staring at the cutting board, while the prep guys are using it,” Mr. Gomez said, “there’s just something about it, you know. I feel this weird pull towards it, I just feel like it gets me.” “The guy’s ..read more
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Local Barista For Justice
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by New Guy
4y ago
Helena, Montana—The Panera Bread at the Capitol Hill Mall is offering up something a little different these days: JUSTICE. Since the company chose to hire local barista and self-proclaimed vigilante Jamie Hope two weeks ago, many unexpecting customers have been on the receiving end of her latest ‘special.’ “I just base it on whether or not someone treats me like an actual person or not,” Jamie told Sauce OTS, “if a customer comes up and demands coffee, doesn’t look me in the eye, and is generally just an ass-hat; I take it upon myself to make their iced, mocha, heavy-foam, sugar-free, ‘Im bein ..read more
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Customer Sees Right Through Server’s Upsells
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by Sasha Jordan
4y ago
NORFOLK, VA — Day Daniel Lewis, avid Yelp reviewer and self-proclaimed wine snob, feels that he is currently decemating his server, Stacy, and her attempts to sell him more than what he wants to order. “I’m in Mensa, so I don’t even feel like this is a fair fight,” Day, sounding exactly like the dick you think he is, told Sauce OTS, “This poor girl thinks she can get me to order anything other than what I came in for? Think again. In this game of chess, I’m the king and she’s merely a pawn.” Mr. Lewis was certain to point out that when Stacy tried to tell him about the specials, he raised his ..read more
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