Lesley Arfin (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Love) joins Paul, June, and Jason to break down Ernest P. Worrell’s antics in the 1990 slapstick comedy Ernest Goes To Jail. They discuss Ernest’s imperviousness to electricity, his ability to fly, and his Rube Goldberg contraptions that seem to always hurt people. Plus, June reveals she thinks that bad Jim Varney's lookin' kinda nice. (Originally Released 05/20/2014) Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's ..read more

What's the Ugly Truth of this 2009 rom-com starring Katherine Heigl and HDTGM all-star Gerard Butler? Paul, June, and Jason travel all the way to Glasgow, Scotland to crack the case. They analyze the hot air balloon climax, a child bringing Katherine Heigl to orgasm via remote controlled vibrating underwear, all the bonkers fashion choices, and so much more. Plus, June gives flirty texting advice to help all you single listeners. Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee ..read more

Two Arnold Schwarzeneggers?! Paul, June, and Jason get double the Ahhhnold in the 2000 sci-fi clone flick The 6th Day. They discuss the creepy SimPal Cindy doll, the XFL, Arnold's love of cigars, Michael Rapaport's hologram girlfriend, and so much more. Plus, Paul and Jason swap sad childhood stories involving a robot friend and a cowboy costume. (Originally Released 07/15/2021) Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.c ..read more

Paul responds to your corrections and omissions from The Beekeeper, shares a bonus scene from The Beekeeper live show, and announces next week's new movie. Plus, Paul gives you his picks for all the TV, movies, and podcasts he's currently loving.   PAUL'S PICKS: Summer House Knuckles Hundreds of Beavers Three Mind the Game w/ LeBron James and JJ Redick   Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer ..read more

Lauren Lapkus (Jurassic World, Threedom) joins Paul, June, and Jason to break down the 1992 Stephen King horror flick Sleepwalkers. They discuss adults acting terrified of tiny cats, the movie's similarities to Hocus Pocus, Stephen King's cameo, and much more. Plus, June incites an endless debate over whether or not Charles and Mary are actually mother and son or just creatures pretending. (Originally Released 05/24/2018)   Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee M ..read more

Paul, Jason, & June travel to Jason Statham's home turf of London to tackle 2024's The Beekeeper—a "top 5 HDTGM movie" that's basically Death Wish meets an AARP commercial. They discuss Jason Statham and Phylicia Rashad's sexual chemistry, the gas station mini-gun fight, Jeremy Irons' monologue, the phishing scam call center/night club, the leaky FBI office ceiling, and so much more. Protect the hive #BEOSWAAAAARM Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee Monday conte ..read more

Kay Cannon (Pitch Perfect, 30 Rock) escapes her magical boombox to join Paul, Jason, and June in discussing the only movie that features Shaq as a rapping genie, 1996's Kazaam. They cover Max falling through an extraordinary amount of stairs, calling Jesus a genie, Kazaam causing the Mount Vesuvius eruption, and so much more. Plus, the HDTGM hosts reveal their spooning preferences. (Originally Released 01/08/2016) Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra Matinee Monday content ..read more

Legendary comedian Todd Glass joins Jason & Paul to chat about TikTok comedy and Todd's ambitious stand-up venture, "Todd Glass: The Event of a Lifetime." But first, Paul dives into corrections and omissions from Samurai Cop, shares a bonus deleted scene from our Samurai Cop show, and reveals next week's movie.   Help fund "Todd Glass: The Event of a Lifetime" at: https://seedandspark.com/fund/todd-glass-the-event-of-a-lifetime Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order Paul’s book about his childhood, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, wherever books are sold For extra ..read more

Joe Mande (Hacks) and Tawny Newsome (Star Trek: Lower Decks) join Paul and Jason to break down the 2004 sci-fi adventure film Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, and Angelina Jolie. LIVE from Largo in LA, they talk about the awful blue screen effects, the bird planes, reanimating Laurence Olivier, Gwyneth Paltrow getting punched, and more. Plus, Joe Mande tells us about the time he got kicked out of an Uber because he didn't like the Johnny Depp movie Transcendence. (Originally Released 05/24/2018) Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Pre-Order ..read more

Keep it warm listeners! The HDTGM crew finally analyze one of the best bad movies ever made—the 1991 cult action classic Samurai Cop. LIVE from San Francisco they discuss all the gross kissing, the lion head prop, Alfonso the waiter, the ADR, Samurai Cop's ever-changing wig, the bonkers flirting, all the mid-scene location changes, the real-life heist of a Rembrandt painting that sent the film's star Mathew Karedas to prison, and SO MUCH MORE. To quote Jason, "The fact that this movie exists and we hadn't done it yet means that there's still work to do." #LadyCopLatkes Go to hdtgm.com for tour ..read more