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The Oscar-winning actress and beauty/wellness maven will expand her GOOP line with WOOP for white transracials — Caucasians transitioning to African-American for now, but other racial makeovers will be offered soon.
Introducing WOOP!
If you feel like Rosanna Arquette — “I’m sorry I was born white and privileged. It disgusts me. And I feel so much shame.” — it’s time for a racial makeover. Woop is here to help burnish your SJW cred with a whole new level of awesome authenticity!
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by R. Gordon Dalrymple
Monday, December 14, marked an alignment of auguries unprecedented in human history (I think): as the Electoral College voted to decide the next American president:
The Geminid meteor shower peaked in brilliance
A total solar eclipse in parts of the southern hemisphere
Comet Erasmus most visible
Jupiter and Saturn on a visible collision course, culminating with the Grand Conjunction on Dec. 21— the Winter Solstice
The two planets are opposites; Jupiter is progressive energy while Saturn is conservative, according to Vedic astrology. The last time they conjuncted? Year ..read more