So Greta Thunberg is a much smarter cookie than we thought– After years of denial suddenly we are now in a ‘Climate Emergency’! Corporations are rushing to De Carbonise everything & anything they can think of. There’s “Money in them tha hills” ‘Microsoft’s newest ‘moonshot’ would make it carbon negative by 2030 – and eventually remove all of the carbon it has emitted since it was founded in 1975 from the environment’ – Really! So if your new PC arrives with a big pipe coming out the back and Carbon Dioxide Monitoring Software don’t be surprised. This all seems very promising doesn’t it. N ..read more

Prince Harry & Wife Meghan have decided that they wish to redefine their role within the UK’s Royal family. They said that they planned to split their time between the UK. and North America, while “continuing to honour our duty to the queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages,” according to a post on their new website. They wish among other things to be financially independent. However It is reported Prince Charles will still pay 95% of Meghan Markle and Harry’s costs despite their wish for ‘financial independence ‘  Senior royals may have been surprised by Duke & Duchess of Sussex ..read more

Westminster Council London Unveil their NEW Automated Traffic Warden   A spokesperson said “ Our Wardens were sick of the abuse they receive from the general public & will be assigned other roles in the council once the new system is fully operational” “The new robot wardens will be impervious to abuse, amour piercing shells and anything else you care to throw at them! “ The Council deny claims that they are over zealous in their issuing of Parking Fines simply using it as a money making scheme. They also deny that the new robot wardens are in any way intimidating. Download a FREE eBook ..read more

‘To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before’  Warning this blog contains technical stuff- if you are looking for farting jokes or similar please go to Reddit…....  I love Star Trek always been a big fan- they show the original series on the ‘Horror’ Channel in the UK ‘ Fascinating’ They seem to be able to fly the Enterprise with what looks like a few switches and light bulbs from the local hardware store… Wonderful stuff- some good stories though. Warp Drive Distances in space are so vast that astronomers usually measure them in light-years, the distance light can travel in a year’s time. A s ..read more

    ” Billionaire Heiress Tamara Ecclestone Loses £50 Million Worth Of Jewellery In Robbery ..read more

  Boris Johnson wins UK election………………………… Thanks be to God the UK is now in safe hands- the Trump & Johnson team united in creating a land ‘Fit for Heroes’ our pockets lined with Dollar bills from the pending US/UK trade deal.  I remain unconvinced so my money is going Off Shore-ASAP & preferably to somewhere well above sea level- sorry Cayman Islands ..read more

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    “Of course it isn’t going to end darling. It will just be a bit different in the future. Some of those cute little islands we saw in the Atlas the other day won’t be there in the new Atlas. And our house will be much nearer the seaside. You like the seaside don’t you? And in some countries the weather will be a bit funny that’s all. If you are still scared in the morning I can ask Uncle Donald to talk to you, he doesn’t think there is anything to worry about. And even if he did I’m sure all those nice people from the UN can make it better again. And in the meantime we could write to Fath ..read more

Despite the bad weather Prime Minister Johnson is determined to carry on campaigning on the doorstep. The last UK Winter Election was in 1923 – so the forthcoming Election is quite a rare event. Also unprecedented  The Funny Books Blog has learnt Polling Stations will be serving Hot Chocolate to the elderly- as well as offering tips on how to stay warm. Additionally the NHS will be be setting up a Hotline Telephone service in selected stations to give advice to people turning up to vote with Frostbite. In yet another unusual move it has been suggested voters unable to grip the pencil to mark ..read more