The Storm Coaster, an Indoor RollerCoaster inside Dubai Hills Mall!
Mamabasic
by Comedy Writer
10M ago
When I first came to Dubai as an expat, I remember asking strangers on the internet, what they do in their spare time, and the responses where going to the mall and that they would stay there the whole day. This I never understood because “who actually stays in a Mall for that long – doing what?” – Said me in my naive British accent and Primark gear. But now a few years into living in Dubai, I totally understand why I too would want to spend my entire day at the mall, because its not just shopping, it’s a whole experience! And now, you can ride an indoor rollercoaster at Dubai Hills Mall and t ..read more
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How to Read a book (influencers edition)
Mamabasic
by Author
2y ago
1⃣ Choose one that colour contrasts your outfit and the cute cafe. People NEED to see how smart you are and how influencing is just a hobby- not your fault you’re famous 2⃣ Sit in a cute position and open the book. When the waiter comes, act mysterious because that’s how you get attention for being TOTALLY unique over all the other influencers don’t forget to say your an influencer so presentation has to be on point 3⃣ Place book down next to the coffee and proceed to take 284728 pictures with an apologetic smile to those around. You can’t help it if your famous. Don’t forget to let them kn ..read more
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10 Funny Parenting Tweets
Mamabasic
by Author
2y ago
Incase you didn’t know, I’m somewhat a funny tweeter and meme-er. You can head to my Twitter page @mamabasicmemes or head to Instagram and type in #mamabasicmemes to head a right laugh. Here are 10 to laugh at: 1. Welcome to the Hood If you’re a new parent and don’t understand this.. YOU WILL SOON LEARN .. The rest of us can tell you that even dirt isn’t safe from the fingernails or saliva of little midgets. 2. Oh and.. Something to add to the identity crisis 3. Essentials don’t exist You thought you needed those plasters when you accidentally got chopped up from the sharp ass pointy masters ..read more
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La Perle Dubai! Definitely a must see in Dubai and it’s also family friendly! Check out their website to book. I do have to say it was a tad confusing as to what’s happening in the story line but eventually it made sense and I appreciated it more!
Mamabasic
by Author
2y ago
La Perle Dubai! Definitely a must see in Dubai and it’s also family friendly! Check out their website to book. I do have to say it was a tad confusing as to what’s happening in the story line but eventually it made sense and I appreciated it more ..read more
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6 YEARS OF MOTHERHOOD?!
Mamabasic
by Author
3y ago
Hellooo! It’s been a minute since I’ve blogged on here, well half a year but I hope you guys follow my antics on Instagram Like the title says, forget that my eldest kid, Bubba, is turning six, IVE BEEN A MUM FOR SIX YEARS! First of all, round of an applause to me for making it this far with everyone intact (somewhat)- them not me. I went on to abuse my uterus and have two more babies but we CLOSING SHOP NOW BOYS (I hope, don’t wanna jinx myself right now) How is it like having a six year old Asiya you make ask. Does it get better Asiya you may ask. The answer is no. These lil shits grow up t ..read more
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Bittersweet End
Mamabasic
by Author
3y ago
A bittersweet 2020 has come to an end, We’ve survived e-learning and every TikTok trend. We watched our lives change due to this pandemic, Some for the better and some absolutely tragic, The world slowed down while we all sat on zoom, With teachers, with families and our loved ones who have left us too soon. With businesses struggling and jobs on the line, I’m glad we are expressing more and not just saying ‘I’m fine’. 2020 taught me that I am so strong, But also how to be humble and admit when I am wrong, I’m proud I can put my hand up and say I tried, Tried to help many families whilst my ow ..read more
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The 3rd 1st (confused? Good. I’m always confused)
Mamabasic
by Author
3y ago
The third offspring is one years old and IM CRYING (on the inside because I got no time to). I can’t tell you how the year went because 2020 and covid effed us all over and she’s been in quarantine all her life, in the womb and out! Here’s my breakdown of how it’s been with 3 kids, just in case you wanted me to talk you out of it but you’re doing the third kid anyway (I love them really). Month One Two words: Deflated and Dead. The only double D’s your man is going to see for a long while .. Whilst the uterus is deflating, especially if you’re breast feeding, IT WILL MURDER YOU FROM THE INSID ..read more
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Back to School Covid19 inspired Alphabet
Mamabasic
by Author
3y ago
It’s September and it’s back to school in the middle of a pandemic! Here in Dubai we have the choice to send our kids back to school full time, do 2 weeks at home and then send them full time or do e-learning from home. Some schools aew allowing a blended learning experience of a few days in school and the other days doing e-learning. I’ve opted to sent Bubba and Bambi in full time!! Honestly I’m a bag of mixed emotions, glad they’re AWAY from me and learning from a proper teacher who’s getting paid. Noone paid me KMT. And over my dead body my kids will say shit like WAP (if you know you know ..read more
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Angry Kids because of Quarantine?
Mamabasic
by Author
4y ago
This bumbaclart Corona virus or Covid19 has turned everyone’s world upside down, sideways and effed it all up. Imagine what the kids are going through! The dreaded e-learning, online video calls, majority of the time spent indoors and no social life – all can lead to anger build up and negative behaviour changes. I personally have noticed severe mood swings with my kids, which build up and then we have terrible meltdown days, which then stresses me out and then we all are angry. Right now it’s crazy but you’re doing so well, don’t forget that. No one’s licking the car door handles or rolling a ..read more
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DIY science party!
Mamabasic
by Author
4y ago
My first born, Bubba, has turned 5 yesterday! I can’t believe how time flies, it’s ridiculous. While pregnant with him is where I developed Mamabasic, just to have a laugh about the shit my body was going through and over the years, I’ve loved making people laugh through my motherhood journey. Anyway, he wanted a science party and we just moved home, so I didn’t have time or energy to make it amazing but these DIY low budget ideas may give you inspiration for a science party. DECOR I started with choosing a spot where the cake will be cut and where there can be a good family picture taken, whi ..read more
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