Once someone asked me what my dream job was, and besides being a Justin Timberlake backup dancer….I remember clearly stating, that my dream job was to be the VP of Happiness. Wow. This feels weird. It’s been quite some time since I have been here. Days, months, hell, probably a year?? If you are reading this you are probably one of two humans. Which is fine (and thank you, you two!) I am not sure if I would even read my own shit these days. I AM RUSTY! But I am hoping to find my fingers back on my keyboard for things other than work and scrolling. No need to discuss where I have been. It reall ..read more

So now that I am back on here, things have changed a bit. I am doing everything full time now. I guess I always was before. but now it’s like I have this grown up job (I mean, about time….I am about to be 40) and my work is a bit consuming right now. It won’t always be this way, but I am new and I have a lot to learn. And there is a shitload of growth potential and money to be made and man, I am all about getting paid right now. But now it’s like, I got my wish and I got this big ass job. I am FULL time and when I clock out, I am momming like crazy. My kids are so much fun right now. They are ..read more

Oh my god, it has been so long since I have written, I forgot how to use WordPress. YIKES. Not sure why I took such a break. I guess things got weird. I graduated and I was basically asked to leave my job…..long story for another time. I was job hunting like a fool and landed upon this AWESOME one. Like, I don’t know how I even got this gig and how I am not fired by now, but I am not. I think they actually like me. Yeah, I stare at a computer all day. Yeah, it is very corporate. Yeah, there are a shitload of rules. But man, I busted my ass for this sort of work and the paychecks are AMAZING ..read more

I was having a rough weekend this weekend in the ol mom department. Lots of yelling, lots of low patience and lots of beating myself up. I know it happens to the best of us, but I started thinking about it and how it is time for us to STOP! Here are the 5 top things I tear my own mom ass up about and why I need to stop! Mom shaming ourselves or anyone else for these things is just unacceptable. We are all doing our best and need to approach momlife with a little more grace.   TV Time- We have all joked about it, memed about, pretended the TV didn’t exist when friends are over. But ..read more

I cried at work today. This is something I am not proud of. I am not saying crying is a bad thing, I just like to do it the privacy of my own home and when people don’t actually know it is happening. My boss put me on the spot  (he could tell something was bothering me) and oh lord, I released and with that came the fucking water works. Don’t get me wrong, I like my job. I am passionate about my work and I believe I am there, in corporate America fighting for the underdog. But lately, I feel like every aspect of my work day is filled with negativity and that is not fitting for my perky as ..read more

     My  baby turns 3 tomorrow. It is insane. He is bigger than my 4 year old and he has the personality of his 37 year old dad. And although he seems SO much older, he is still a baby. My baby. Right?! So why does him turning 3 depress me? Baby life is officially over for me. He is ready for pre school. He is in his big boy bed, with his big boy potty and uncovered cups. He is no longer a baby in anyway and when you know you are never going to have another baby, letting go of the last is very hard. Look, I know I complain about my kids and say how disgusting and exhau ..read more

Why are you so cruel to me? I used to be able to drink a lot of you and feel fine. And now, after getting older, I have two of you and pretty much want to die the next day. What happened? Why has our relationship changed? Why do you do this to me? You tempt me with your smoothness. You satisfy my taste buds with your bubbly hops. You make me feel so good while we are together. Then the next day, once you are no longer around, you make me want to climb under the covers and hide form life. But as a mom, a career woman and just a human being in general, I do not have that option. Beer, what ..read more

I am on vacation and nothing makes happier than relaxing with a cold beer (even if I’m in the coldest place ever.) I mean, even though I know I will wake up and feel kinda crappy, it is still so chill and so calming. I love beer. Like, I love it. I love the way it tastes. I love the way it chills me out. I just love it. I didn’t get the wine gene, at all. I think wine is gross, but beer, aw lovely beer. So this week, as I begin this vacation, and my patience runs thin with my kids and my husband, my saving grace will be there to get me through it. So thank you cold brew. I do really love you ..read more

Happy Valentine’s Day! The day of LOVE!! And since my new love journey is upon us, well, then I better not be in my normal V Day state which is hate…yep. I said it. I generally hate Valentine’s Day. But I am going to stop that shit right now and start loving the day of love. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, LOVE IS AMAZING! I mean what other emotion can do to us what love can. It makes us elated, infuriated, frisky, lifeless. It makes us SO high and SO low. When you are in love, whether it is new and fresh or old and routine, it wraps your whole being and surrounds you with warmth. W ..read more

So as a society we are always going through these funny stages and busting out some funny sayings. “Bye Felicia.” “On Fleek.” “Who Let The Dogs Out.” Right now, all the rage is “Zero Fucks” and sadly, we aren’t talking about my favorite form of fucking… we are talking about not caring. At all. Literally, not giving a fuck about anything. “Zero Fucks Given.” Embodying all the ideas of not giving a shit and doing whatever the fuck you feel like doing. I get it…kinda. But come on people. We should give a fuck. I mean I know we are being funny and goofy. Like, bitch I don’t give a shit. You do yo ..read more