Funny Harry Potter
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Funny Harry Potter
4y ago
incorrect-harry-potter-quotes:
Ron: I failed the Auror safety course today.
Harry: Why? What happened?
Ron: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Harry: And?
Ron: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer ..read more
Funny Harry Potter
5y ago
maybeshesnaped:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
*Absolutely anything happens*
Harry ..read more
Funny Harry Potter
5y ago
incorrectcursedchildquotes:
Albus: You promised not to tell.
James: Voldemort promised not to murder our grandma, Albus, welcome to the real world ..read more
Funny Harry Potter
5y ago
marauderstexpost:Sirius: Hey, is that Evans?James: Oh no, you can’t let him see me like this!Siris: Like what?James, whispering: I’m not wearing my cool socks ..read more
Funny Harry Potter
5y ago
bumblebeebats:
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS ..read more
Funny Harry Potter
5y ago
Did he see his mother die? He was there but he was also a baby so he might not have seen it and also has no memory of it. I think if they are obliviated they would still see them though. I don’t think it works off memory but by losing some sort of innocence in seeing death you gain the ability to see the world from a different view ..read more