“No, I can’t make it!” This was my daughter’s answer to my question, “Why don’t you take your boyfriend to my performances? He would enjoy it.” She explained that my face during the performances was too ugly to show him, adding, “Mom, your face during your performances looks like the face of Squidward Tentacles.” Squidward Tentacles is a character in Sponge Bob Square Pants: an octopus who plays his clarinet badly with deep wrinkles on his forehead. I am a bagpipe player of 8 years’ experience. I enjoy playing the bagpipe, both solo and as a part of a local bagpipe band. Deeply ..read more