This past weekend I met this awesome wook named Starbeam, who told a few of us at a small gathering that he could time travel into the future. Curious enough to know how he could do it, I asked if he could share his experience. Starbeam looked at all of intensely as he went into storytelling mode. At this point, I knew there was no going back now as I had just unlocked his inner wook feature of storytelling.  Starbeam, like most wooks I’ve seen, had a sacred crystal and as he started to tell his cool story he took his crystal out to hold. At this point, I had assumed that the crystal had ..read more

Alan Walker finally reveals the truth behind his face mask and why it’s a big part of his wardrobe. Staying healthy while on the road is a major challenge that him and a lot of producers face. Wearing his face mask which makes him look cool and also helps contribute to maintaining good health has proven more than enough.“I just want to keep doing what I love and not get sick while doing it” said Alan Walker. Alan also knows that not being a wook has it’s consequences, which means not having immunity to the common festival flu. “There’s always a possibility of the festival flu turning into some ..read more

Ever got an unwanted light show from a glover at a rave? Chances are you most likely have. Isn’t it just fun while you’re there rolling harder than ever and enjoying the six figure production in front of you and then bam an LED lit pair of hands are just inches from your face moving in all different directions. To compare this feeling of interruption its like being woken up from a sex dream at 8am just to have a pair of religious teens with bicycles knocking at your front door. The post Glovers are the rave scene version of religious white short sleeve button up teens on bikes appeared first o ..read more

Seems every week someone is making a claim that EDM has peaked. You’ve most likely clicked on this because you probably feel it has, but the real situation here is that you’re no longer in your early twenties and the crowd that seems to never age along with the new artists totally kill your vibe. At this point of the article I may have pissed off 75% of readers. I’ve come to point out that EDM hasn’t officially reached its peak nor is the bubble popping like some claim. The scene has always been there, but decided to go mainstream in 2006 or so and I’m sure those in that era claimed that it pe ..read more

It’s situations like this that make us lucky to have a 2nd round of the Corona hit and keep us isolated indoors. This past weekend in Sacramento, CA a few residents decided to throw an illegal outdoor music festival that became massive rather quickly. Seemed everyone was there to support the local EDM talent and to enjoy the breath of fresh air with no law enforcement in sight. Those who organized the spontaneous event didn’t think it would be everyone’s go to plan, but with the news spreading on social media that changed. The outdoor space was tight, but manageable. Pushes came to shoves, but ..read more

This news comes in only days after the Space Jesus news. A washing machine seems to have had enough with staying quiet and is taking a handful of dubstep producers to court. The washing machine claims that its sounds have been used for samples countless times and its never been compensated for any of the success it may have given from those samples. Lawyers from the firm ‘We taking your ass to court’ have offered to give their services for free and are proud to represent the washing machine in court. The lawsuit includes royalties made along with partial rights to any successful track with any ..read more

Cops throughout the US are doing everything in their power to prove their loyalty to the American public. Currently cops have a promotion going on that allows those unsure of their drugs who don’t own test kits to come in to local police stations to have proper testing done by the authorities. By doing this cops hope they keep the users and streets safe. There are no hidden fees and this will be done for free. Below you’ll find a post about a concerned police department offering its testing services: The post Cops offer to test drugs for free so you don’t have to spend your money on a test ki ..read more

Donald Trump is at it again with his demand for Mexico to pay for the border wall, but there seems to be a twist! Trump wants to install LED along the border in hopes of uniting the two neighboring nations by throwing a mega rave. This act is only to help ease tensions caused through out his presidency. If successful Trump will give Mexico 50% control of the artist lineup, but limits Mexico to only booking EDM artists and no mariachi‘s. As for water sales water north of the border will be 5 dollars while our neighbors to the south only have to pay 5 pesos. Trump is really working hard on getti ..read more

Till this day I’ve never witnessed a party I’ve been to published in any book. I’m getting a bit annoyed at this point, especially when told “this party is one for the books”. Promoters are definitely the ones to blame for this, especially for over using the popular phrase to hype up parties with low potential. Many of us lightweights never seem to hang and end up blacked out somewhere and for this reason we look forward to this book which was mentioned, recapping the party. It would be kind of dope to have a narrative on how I made a fool of myself and became another internet meme. The post M ..read more

Head bangers you’ve been warned that excessive head banging could lead to fatal injuries. Dr. Thomas who’s a spine doctor at Jackson memorial hospital in Miami, FL has been covering this topic for the last 5 years by attending music festivals and studying head bangers. Dr. Thomas explains that fast constant whip lashing can cause the head to detach itself from the neck. While working on a permanent fix, Dr. Thomas has developed a neck brace to be worn at music events where head banging activity is most probable. Dr. Thomas is also going as far as getting the law involved. Miami the first of ma ..read more