Waterford Whispers News - Politics
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Waterford Whispers News - Politics
10M ago
AS IF living in a gombeenocracy wasn’t enough punishment, a weary nation has been subjected to endless grandstanding from politicians calling out RTÉ board members for their lack of transparency which has been labeled ‘peak pot calling kettle black’. “It’s a bit rich, like Jeff Bezos rich, for these evasive, never-answer-a-straight-question chancers to be laying... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
10M ago
CURRENT Tánaiste Micheál Martin is confident that he can have bullets whistling past the ears of the young people who heckled him at the recent forum on Ireland’s international security policy within a matter of years, adding that the interruption has only made him more determined to join NATO than ever before. “Shout and heckle... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
11M ago
“THIS CAN’T be right,” said Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, shouting at his phone for the umpteenth time as a Buzzfeed quiz unequivocally told him that, based on his quiz answers, he is Kendall Roy. “If anything, I’m Gerri,” Varadkar said, frustrated to be closely matched in personality and character traits to arrogant, entitled, perma-fuck up who... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
11M ago
KEEN not to forget the impact the housing crisis is having on young children across Ireland the coalition government took time out from half-hearted squabbling over tax cuts for middle income earners to directly address those children who have found themselves homeless. “Firstly, we’d like to apologise for failing to hit our target of 15,000... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
11M ago
UNIONIST politicians and those voting for them have confirmed that democracy has its limits and should be reconsidered after Sinn Féin saw its vote increase during local elections. “A majority in Northern Ireland, from one particular community, enjoying the majority of the vote? You might as well be talking about the heyday of Mao Tse... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
1y ago
GARDAÍ have ended their missing persons search for Limerick man Niall Collins after he made his first appearance in front of the Irish media in weeks, much to the relief of the Irish public. “Oh thank God, I’d thought we’d lost him,” said one concerned member of the public, who had joined the many high... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
1y ago
IS THERE a story or issue that just won’t go away but you want the media, opposition politicians and public to move on from it and focus on how you’re failing on all other fronts too? Well, you’re in luck because WWN has one such guide for a government in need. It’s simple, if you’re... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
1y ago
RESIDENTS in Doonbeg, Clare have been queuing up outside the Donald Trump owned golf course to give the former US president the most Irish of welcomes. No, not raising a pint in his honour or striking up some music and Irish dancing, instead locals are partaking in that treasured Irish tradition of offering a ‘pillar... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
1y ago
TAKING a break from ill-tempered and politically motivated attacks on Irish media outlets whose reporting has resulted in the resignation of two junior minister and an investigation into An Bord Pleanála, Tánaiste Micheál Martin is entertaining the idea of antagonising two of the most hostile countries on the planet which boast substantial military capabilities. “We... Read more ..read more
Waterford Whispers News - Politics
1y ago
FRESH OFF the back of proposing Landlord TDs abstain from voting on his proposed rent reduction bill Paul Murphy, becoming slowly intoxicated on a diet of Mao Tse Tung Youtube recap videos, has taken his efforts one step further. “With assets, profits and cash concentrated among the richest few in Ireland it is not enough... Read more ..read more