BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
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BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. The whole point is to help the Adventist faith community grow through conversation and humor in a way that does not involve over-earnest soap boxing or angry rants.
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
10h ago
SILVER SPRING, Md. - In what is shaping up to be the most contentious issue at this year's Annual Council meetings, delegates from around the world will vote on the decades-old debate of whether Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1d ago
Berrien Springs, Mich. - A new study confirms what many have long suspected - graduates of Adventist colleges and universities are 93% more likely than other Adventist parents to insist their children Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1d ago
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a development not even the most prophetically-gifted saw coming, the General Conference of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has been recognized as a global leader in environmental Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
SILVER SPRING, MD - The North American Division of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has declared next Saturday as the first annual "Pray For Jon Bon Jovi's Vocal Cords Day." All Adventists across Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
Riverside, Calif. - Local church member Brian Lendell is facing scrutiny after making his signature "calories don't count on Sabbath" claim once again at last week's potluck. According to multiple Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Here at BarelyAdventist, we’re on a mission to bring more laughter and joy into the lives of Adventists everywhere. Why? Because humor is potent medicine for the mind, body, and soul. Laughter Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI - Local pastor Robert Eyer declared himself to be "unequally yoked" with his wife Denise after she revealed plans to leave her nursing career after 15 years to pursue her dream Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying a rowdy bunch of alcoholics by the Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
1. The Cult Crusader: "Wait, Seventh-day Adventist? Isn't that a cult?" They immediately start searching for the nearest exit, fearing you might try to indoctrinate them into your secret society Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
In a move that left members speechless, the GC unveiled a bold new initiative this morning: "Operation Saturation: 28 Fundamentals on a Billion Tapes!" Yes, you read that right. A billion. VHS tapes. Apparently, Read more ..read more