BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
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BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. The whole point is to help the Adventist faith community grow through conversation and humor in a way that does not involve over-earnest soap boxing or angry rants.
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1d ago
SILVER SPRING, MD - The North American Division of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has declared next Saturday as the first annual "Pray For Jon Bon Jovi's Vocal Cords Day." All Adventists across Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
2d ago
Riverside, Calif. - Local church member Brian Lendell is facing scrutiny after making his signature "calories don't count on Sabbath" claim once again at last week's potluck. According to multiple Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
Here at BarelyAdventist, we’re on a mission to bring more laughter and joy into the lives of Adventists everywhere. Why? Because humor is potent medicine for the mind, body, and soul. Laughter Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI - Local pastor Robert Eyer declared himself to be "unequally yoked" with his wife Denise after she revealed plans to leave her nursing career after 15 years to pursue her dream Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying a rowdy bunch of alcoholics by the Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
1. The Cult Crusader: "Wait, Seventh-day Adventist? Isn't that a cult?" They immediately start searching for the nearest exit, fearing you might try to indoctrinate them into your secret society Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
In a move that left members speechless, the GC unveiled a bold new initiative this morning: "Operation Saturation: 28 Fundamentals on a Billion Tapes!" Yes, you read that right. A billion. VHS tapes. Apparently, Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Pastor Jeb was known for his long-winded baptismal services at the Dry Gulch Adventist Church. Whenever he baptized someone, Jeb liked to add his own personal flair by delivering an extended benediction Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Forget the same-old Sabbath outfit, BarelyAdventist bros! It's time to ditch the yawn-inducing threads and embrace something that'll have you looking sharp and feeling comfortable all service long. Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Hi there, fellow Adventists! This is Sevvy, the somewhat eccentric but always entertaining founder and main word-slinger of BarelyAdventist. Let's be real, folks – these days, it seems like Read more ..read more