ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT A Flight Path District and child-free woman has been rocked to her fashion core today after bumping into an old high school friend and her toddler outside the local cafe ‘Espresso Yourself’. What started as a regular work-from-home Thursday of deciding if what she wore to bed was decent enough to wear on […] The post Local Woman Intimidated by Friend’s Toddler Who Dresses Like Cool Adult appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT I SURVIVED: Local Admin Assistant turned ‘Small Business Owner’ (heavy on the ‘ ‘) turned Admin Assistant has been forced to look inward today after watching a cult documentary on Netflix and relating just a little bit too hard. A couple of years ago Betoota Heights woman Carly Woodall (34) was surprised to […] The post Local Woman Totally Relates To New Cult Doco After Surviving Small-Town MLM Scheme appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South-West Sydney remains on edge today, after a religiously motivated attack on a local preacher earlier this week. Assyrian church leader, Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel was delivering a sermon Christ the Good Shepherd Church in Wakeley on Monday night, when a 16-year-old allegedly advanced down the aisle and stabbed him multiple times. The […] The post Albo Sends In The Only Community Leader Capable Of Resolving Complex Ethno-Religious Tensions In South-West Sydney appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT A Coastal Thursday morning coffee group was rocked today when one of its members arrived at their local Coffee Club meet-up in attire wildly different to the group’s regular aesthetic.  The weekly morning catch-up has been a staple in the 8-12 women large group (attendance depending on various trips to Burleigh Heads and/or […] The post Coastal Boomer Causes Stir in Friend Group After Not Adopting Cult Leader Aesthetic appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news, a Betoota Ponds woman has finally come to accept that she’ll never be able to live out her Pinterest dreams, as long as she continues to live in a city within two hours of her family and friends. Brea Coppola, 31, admits she’d continued to hold out hope that […] The post Woman With Unstable Rental Situation Forced To Let Go Of Her Dream Interior Design Vision appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Peeking out the window to spy on the landscape below, Betoota Heights local Alan Thompson toys with the notion that maybe, just maybe, his journey to Melbourne has taken an unexpected turn. With the lush, rolling green hills and low hanging mist, one could easily mistake the birdsview of Melbourne for the rugged […] The post Australia’s 2nd Largest City Easily Mistaken For The Scottish Highlands When Landing In Their Main Airport appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has decided she’s sick to death of her friends finding ‘the one’, after being invited to her seventh wedding this year. Having reached that pivotal age where her friends were either getting married, becoming partying alcoholics, or in the rare case, both, Billie Rhoades, 29, is starting to wish more […] The post Local Girl Jealous That Boyfriend Can Just Wear The Same Suit To Seventh Wedding They’ve Been To This Year appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A portly local man who gets his barber to trim his dense facial hair into a cropped beard has become the butt of many jokes this week. The fact that his mates are also tier-1 smart arses does not help things for 30-year-old Jacob Webcke, a Betoota-based office worker. As someone whose own […] The post Stocky Mate With Short Beard DOES NOT Appreciate Jokes About Him Resembling A Certain Liberal Staffer appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Tigers fan, Darren McNeil (30) has found solace in his team’s recent downturn in performance, believing it to be a necessary correction to restore balance to the universe after a moment of success at the start of the season. As a lifelong supporter of the perpetually struggling rugby league team, Darren has […] The post Smiling Tigers Fan Comforted That Balance Is Slowly Being Restored To The Universe appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A portly local man who gets his barber to trim his dense facial hair into a cropped beard has become the butt of many jokes this week. The fact that his mates are also tier-1 smart arses does not help things for 30-year-old Jacob Webcke, a Betoota-based office worker. As someone whose own […] The post Stocky Mate With Short Beard DOES NOT Appreciate Jokes About Him Resembling A Certain Liberal Staffer appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more