Tucker Joe’s
Daily Discord
by Alex Bone
1y ago
The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators, Tucker Carlson, Fox & Friends are making controversial decisions to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes. Tucker Joe’s will cater to right wing interests and sensibilities. “The store is prepped to boost ..read more
Visit website
E Pluribus Fatuus
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
Just a couple of observations and witticisms from the desk of Mick Zano. I look at today’s politics through a decidedly different lense, one of bemused detachment. It amazes me how I live in a country where nearly 60% of the population believes a Trump presidential run is a nonstarter, yet, despite this fact, we’re ..read more
Visit website
With Democracy On The Ballot, It’s Still Too Close To Call
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
Phoenix, AZ—Residing in a predominately republican community amidst among the most populous red city reminds me of the book Lord of the Flies, but in the larval stage. [Preying DeSantis joke swatted with a newspaper by the editor]. When I lived in Pennsylvania, the Keystone State always sat in the political thick of things, but ..read more
Visit website
DNC Offering Free ‘Voting Day Disguise Kits’ For Liberal Arizona Voters
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
Phoenix, AZ—At this hour, armed vigilantes are stationing themselves near voting ballot boxes in the great state of Arizona, and there is concern that as election day grows closer such intimidation tactics will only increase. These self-designated Election Integrity Officers are referring to themselves as …well, probably something with a lot less syllables. The Democratic ..read more
Visit website
Today, The Atlantic Finally Caught Up To Me! Kidding
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
It’s exciting to write article after article, pay a subscription to several prominent political publications, and then wait patiently for months, years, or even decades to finally see your own original ancient cognitions in actual print! What great fun! All hail our intelligentsia! I kid the smart people. In an Atlantic article this week, republican ..read more
Visit website
In Defense Of William Barr …Kidding
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
For those who missed it, this week confirmed what most of us already knew: former AG William Barr covered for Trump’s obstruction of justice during the Mueller investigation. I would add another sarcastic surprise-emoji face, but Winslow needs to order more. Here’s the highlight reel of the memo between Mueller and Barr (paraphrased): DOJ: There ..read more
Visit website
Release The Flying Monkeys, Smithers
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
Mary Trump tossed her uncle into a Wizard of Oz analogy this week. She said something like, “Remember how aggressively the flying monkeys defended the witch? But after she melted, the fever just broke? It’s going to be like that.” I have never been as concerned with the shelf-life of this particular warlock, so much ..read more
Visit website
70% Of The Republican Party Is Now Right Of Alex Jones
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
Sure, that headline is a bold statement, but I am basing my hypothesis on both my blogvesary’s latest Stop the Steal article, as well as the deeply disturbing fact that roughly 70% of R-Anywhere still agree that the election was stolen. Yes. Here we are. It begs the question, are average republicans shifting right of ..read more
Visit website
2020 Vision: Election Truth
Daily Discord
by Pokey McDooris
1y ago
The lead up to the 2020 election was highlighted by the politicization of Covid. Several states used the Covid crisis to change the way ballots were obtained and submitted. There was rampant misinformation regarding COVID’s origins, the effectiveness of lockdowns, mask mandates, and the use of hydroxychloroquine, etc; and there was online censorship of fact-checked ..read more
Visit website
Political Outrage: You’re Doing It Wrong
Daily Discord
by Mick Zano
1y ago
The Hill tried to tackle the subject of political outrage this week, with mixed results. I don’t disagree with the entire article’s premise, and yet it fails to capture the scheissgiestic struggles of the Zano Nation (both of us). But sit back and relax, kids, because I’m going to dissect this one like a frog ..read more
Visit website

Follow Daily Discord on FeedSpot

Continue with Google
Continue with Apple
OR