Amy Vansant - Humor
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Amy Vansant - Humor
2y ago
On Sale for the Holiday! 99c for a limited time! A Christmas Cozy Mystery Click here to get Pineapple Gingerbread Men 99c on Amazon!
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Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY Best-Selling author Amy Vansant has Pineapple Port’s “Santa” found dead…wearing a gingerbread man costume…with a shelf-elf stuffed in his mouth… Just another day in Pineapple Port!
Sheriff Frank asks newly-minted private detective Charlotte to help him crack the case, but she has no idea those darn gingerbread men will start showing up everywhere. W ..read more
Amy Vansant - Humor
2y ago
Results of the “Your Favorite Mysteries” Poll
Below are the top poll results of the “What are your favorite mysteries?” poll. If you haven’t read these authors, maybe you can find a new favorite in the list. (and thank you to the people who picked me even though I said not to! )
Best Indie:
Amy Vansant
Jana DeLeon
Tonya Kappes
Diane Harman
Kathi Daley
Willow Rose
Bobbi holmes
Amanda M Lee
Leslie Langtry
Trixie Silvertale
Best Traditionally Published:
Agatha Christie
Janet Evanovich
J. D. Robb
Caroline Keene
James Patterson
Lillian Jackson Braun
Ellery Adams
Karin Slaughter
Laur ..read more
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2y ago
Archer’s on Television!
So it’s official, Archer’s more famous than me.
Mike and I watch English Premier League Football (soccer) and they have a thing where you can submit yourself, or your kids or your pets, dressed up for “Premier League Morning.” We bought a scarf of our team, the Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves) — which will come in really handy here in South Florida — and submitted Archer wearing it. Then for weeks we looked for it… and then…
They used it!
See if you can spot him… Hint: He looks like this:
GIVEAWAYS eBook & Paperback Sweepstakes!
(2) Winners of eBook “Gift Bas ..read more
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2y ago
Name Your Favorite Mysteries and Win Some Books!
I thought I’d poll you all about your favorite mysteries. What are your favorites? Let me know in the form below and I’ll gather up the data and post it next time — might be a great way to find some new favorites!
I’ll also gift some of the top picks to some random submitters!
Please leave this field emptyFavorite Mysteries Let me know your favorite mystery books or authors! One per line.
DO NOT pick me.
Thank you! I'll have the results next week!
Your Moment of Archer
Arch isn’t a big fan of the groomer. We had to lift his butt into the v ..read more
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2y ago
Paperbacks for Less – Time to think about the holidays?
Are you one of those people who prefer the feel of a book in their hands over a glowing screen? Well, I’ve tweaked all my paperbacks so they’re much cheaper!
All are now about $5 less than they were! (between $10-$15)
So if you were thinking of getting a paperback for yourself or maybe for your friends for the holidays, now is a great time to get them.
Pineapple Port Mysteries | Shee McQueen Thriller Mysteries | Kilty Urban Fantasy Thriller Mysteries
Want signed paperbacks? One Time, Money-Saving Christmas Order
I can send ..read more
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2y ago
Pineapple Cruise is released, and here’s the schedule for other Pineapple Port books on sale this month! “Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman is huge right now, and if you like that you will love Pineapple Lies. Personally, I have to say I enjoyed this even more.” – author Tommy Ueland *See this whole series on Amazon – All available through Kindle Unlimited FREE! Pineapple Lies (Book #1) is FREE 10/5 too! NEW Release Pineapple Cruise #14 – Save $2!
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When Mariska trades the brisket she won at “meat bingo” for ..read more
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2y ago
Winners of the Name the Cruise Ship Contest
Below are the 20 random winners of an eBook copy of Pineapple Cruise!
Grand Prize winner gets a paperback too: Shelby Forbes!
Ann Cunningham Green
Jubilee
Brenda Hymes
S.S. Archer
Sandra Novelly
Colossus of the Seas
Gena Anderson
Maluhia Moku
Nan
TrueDream -after my two Belgian Sheepdogs
Jonna Niles
Mystic Utopia
Teresa Williams
Sea Scout
Shelby Forbes
White Jade
Marti
Sedna
Angie Hager
Gulf Melody
Tami Hale
Tropical Aura
Bonnie J Davis
The Fair Wind
Krissy Cx
The Everglade Mistress
lljoneslilly@aol.com
Kahiki Queen ..read more
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2y ago
And now… Another Contest to Win my New New Release! Name a Cruise Ship in Pineapple Cruise #14 (now available for preorder, save $2)!
As always, I let the readers pick a name for something in my new book – this time it’s a cruise ship! Pretend you and Captain Stubing have a new ship and it is time to name it. (There’s a blast from the past reference!)
Enter by leaving your idea in the comments below or send me an email at amy@amyvansant.com I’ll pick 20 random winners of the ebook when it is released and one winner of the paperback version! Don’t forget my other new release, PINEAPPLE CIR ..read more
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2y ago
Want 250 (maybe 550) Bonus Amazon Reward Points?
Amazon is doing a “Summer Rewards” program – for every 400 points you earn, you get $4 to put toward ebooks. They’ll give you a bonus 250 points for following an author, so why not follow me? Just click the “follow” button under my face on my author page and earn yourself 250 pts!
You can get ANOTHER 300 points by borrowing a book in AMAZON PRIME READING – and guess who has a title in there now? Read Pineapple Lies for free if you have Amazon prime and earn another 300 points. BAM! You already have the 400 points needed for $4.00 off ..read more
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2y ago
I picked twenty random winners from the submissions in the Name the Circus giveaway – The following will get a free ebook of Pineapple Circus when it releases:
Angie Granger
Schticky Circus Co.
Ann Niessen
The New Hullabaloo Circus
Anne
The Abacaxi Big Top
Dorothy Penkalski
Bumble Brothers Circus
Kathleen
Kaleidoscope Circus
Krissy Cx
Cirque du Bizarre
Marilyn Harrison
Kona Sugarloaf Circus
Mark Lilley Jr
The Citrus Circus with a Lime Twist
Mike
Circus Perkus
Rachel Jones
Mademoiselle Bartlett’s Fabulous Big Top
Reem Fakhry
House of Flying Monkeys
Robin Panza
Pan ..read more