The End of Antarctica Daily
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
This is serious. No wait, I am not Sirius Black or anything, rather I meant, the situation is serious. Our sponsors have gone bankrupt. Our board of executives have been bored. Our hour is over. Basically, it’s time to say goodbye. This is the 400th post on Antarctica Daily. About 50k daily visitors have been served by our blog. About 115k words have been written in this blog. But that might be all. I feel sad to declare the end. But it is the end. Antarctica Daily shall stay alive forever, but it won’t ever grow again. It’ll stay stuck at this point fo ..read more
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Antarctic Constitution rendered Unamendable after the Section allowing Amendments gets Amended by mistake
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
Bad news can sneak up from behind you and hit you when you were least expecting. It can smash your nose with a punch of its knee and crash your flight with an arrow from its gun. It can wash away your inked success but not the blood stains. It can… ok, you get the idea. So, Antarctica faced a black day as white snow amplified the bitterness of the cold winter down there. I mean, down here. The constitution which was a source of pride for every little penguin who roamed the streets of Antarctica, got amended at it’s Achilles heel. The section that guaranteed the amendments is now amended ..read more
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The Cockroach up the Drain
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
It must have felt very sad when I washed it down once again, through the same path it had just advanced. Quite an exercise it might have been for it. Climbing 10 feet up the drain. Must have drained its energy out. But, it didn’t give up. It accomplished its goal. In that sense, it is a way more successful creature than I can ever be. Throwing the water above its exoskeleton felt a little cruel to me. It hurt my heart a little. To cancel the progress of a little creature, it takes a more bruised and battered heart than what I possess. But, that cockroach still didn’t give up. It ro ..read more
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Flight Lands on a Cloud after Mistaking it to be a Runway
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
To err is human. To take humans to moon is also human. To take humans to moon, by mistake, is also human. Now, it turns out that, to land a flight on cloud is also human. Or so it seemed. Radio traffic control lost connection to the flight 5 minutes before it went off the radar itself. It reported about an approaching hurricane. But the controllers also report a Bridgit Mendler song playing at the background, so they suspect that approaching Hurricane might simply be the song Hurricane being ‘up-next’ on the playlist. So, the pilot who mistook a cloud to be a runway landed his j ..read more
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10 Foods that can be Cooked in your Stomach
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
You thought that foods are to be cooked on the ovens right? Well, turns out that your stomach can be a better often when cooking these materials. Some studies have proven that these kind of foods can be fatal. So pls, don’t try without consulting your doctor. 1. Custard Mustard 2. Honey Money 3. Fricking Chicken 4. Thread Bread 5. Banana Lasagna 6. Giza Pizza 7. Mango Tango 8. Net Plate 9. Free Tea 10. Water Butter Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay Editor in Chief Antarctica Daily ..read more
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10 Things to do When they sing Happy Birthday
Antarctica Daily
by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
5y ago
We usually stand stupefied when friends sing Happy Birthday during, you know, our birthdays. So, here are a few things you can do the next time you have a birthday… 1. Pick your nose 2. You start singing the same song and dedicate it to a random dead scientist. 3. Run away (with your cake, obvio!) 4. Bury your face inside the cake, kinda like the ostriches… 5. Start dancing with Gangnam style moves 6. Run to the washroom with a hand over your belly and another behind your behind. 7. Look so surprised that someone gets compelled to explain the concept of birthday celebratio ..read more
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