A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.
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by /u/YZXFILE
6m ago
He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her. By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer pink negligee, with $200 in her hand?" The fireman says, "No!" The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for." submitted by /u/YZXFILE [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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Egyptians v Kardashians!!
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by /u/AnonymousBobC
3h ago
Ancient Egyptians babies did not know that one day their Daddy will become a Mummy.. Neither did Kardashians submitted by /u/AnonymousBobC [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
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by /u/Evening-Schedule-662
4h ago
I’ll let you know what comes first. submitted by /u/Evening-Schedule-662 [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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My wife thinks I have an alcohol problem but I'm willing to prove her wrong.
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by /u/incredibleinkpen
4h ago
Next month I'll spend my drinking money on rent. submitted by /u/incredibleinkpen [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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Last week I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition.
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by /u/porichoygupto
6h ago
Gotta say——not a big fan. submitted by /u/porichoygupto [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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I used to date a woman who was a cannibal.
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by /u/Major_Independence82
8h ago
But I showed up late for dinner just one time, and she gave me the cold shoulder. submitted by /u/Major_Independence82 [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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Met this girl online yesterday. She's so into me.
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by /u/launderingpileofcash
8h ago
She wants to know the name of my first pet, my mom's maiden name, and where I was born. It's called a conversation. Ladies, take note. submitted by /u/launderingpileofcash [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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Drank guy in a bar.
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by /u/2225ns
9h ago
A man was in a bar all day and had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling every now and then, so the barmaid reluctantly went to check on him. "Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the other customers." "Every time I try to flush the toilet, something keeps biting my balls!" "Sir, please get off the mop bucket." submitted by /u/2225ns [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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Two keyboards
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by /u/villageboyz
10h ago
When my boss came into the IT department and saw me using two keyboards at once, he said "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once". "Hey!" I said. "That's stereotyping.” submitted by /u/villageboyz [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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by /u/Flaky_Door
11h ago
Aye Matey. submitted by /u/Flaky_Door [visit reddit] [comments ..read more
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