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In uplifting news coming out of Brooklyn, NY, Alissa Norman has finally quit vaping by only smoking cigarettes instead.   Way to go, Alissa!   “I always knew that vaping was bad for me, but quitting is obviously easier said than done,” she told reporters. “Plus, the jury is still out on exactly how bad the long-term effects of vaping are, but it obviously doesn’t look good. However, last month, I finally got the courage to throw away my puff bar, and I’ve never looked back! Now I just smoke cigarettes, which is great because I know exactly how they will negatively affect my health in ..read more

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As summer approaches, the time is clearly upon us to free the nip. After all, why cage the beautiful beast? As the saying goes, nipple is a girl’s best friend, and hell, a boy’s too if he knows what’s good for him! Of course, there is a time and place, though. Take this quiz to find out if your nipple is your greatest accessory or if you’re in a company-wide meeting right now.   What is the temperature where you are right now? Warm! It’s a beautiful day, and the park is full of wandering souls and spirits alight with wonder. Cold! Office cooling is a real bitch. Especially in the CEO’s c ..read more

After I bought a pair of combat boots last week, I was super excited to wear them. Finally, I’d have some boots to protect me from the rain, snow, and any other environmental hazards I might come into contact with. So, imagine my surprise when I wore these boots on a rainy day and they were not waterproof in the slightest.   Sure, I might not have “checked” if they were waterproof before I bought them, but in my defense, if combat boots can be worn in combat, then why wouldn’t they be able to manage in the rain?   Make it make sense!   The day I chose to first wear these boots w ..read more

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Never one to be caught in a situation unprepared, 26-year-old Los Angeles, CA resident Ivy Dolan has spent years of her life keeping a mental list of which of her friends, family, or acquaintances she would choose to take with her on the popular television game show, The Amazing Race.   “With a race around the world like this, where you need to complete challenges in dozens of countries, you need people who are well-rounded athletically but also compatible emotional partners to get you through those tough moments,” she told reporters, unprompted. “That’s why I’ve been keeping a running me ..read more

In an impressive story coming out of Cincinnati, OH, 26-year-old Clarissa Taylor’s photo storage on her phone is 99% full even though she literally does not go anywhere or do anything.   Yes, girl! Take up space – on your own phone.   “I guess I just like taking pictures,” Clarissa told reporters. “Sure, it’s true that nothing in my life is really ‘worth’ chronicling in the traditional sense of the word, but I can’t resist the urge to whip out my phone and take another photo of my living room on a random afternoon. You know, just to remember what it looked like.”   See? Your bor ..read more

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