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ITV has announced that its hugely successful TV drama, 'Mr Bates vs The Post Office,' was far from a commercial success. It lost about a million pounds, resulting in many viewers urging them to check the software that gave them that figure ..read more
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A woman has today insisted she doesn't trust the government enough to get vaccinated against any 'made up disease', even though she's happy to let a beautician inject literal poison into her forehead three times a year ..read more
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Grown adults who clap when a plane lands are to be given lengthy prison sentences under strict new laws being introduced by the government, it has emerged today ..read more
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Local Rebel Simon Williams is channelling the spirit of anti-authoritarian rock by rejecting social norms and putting the jam on his scone first, it has emerged today ..read more
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The Tory MP Hannibal Lector, who has found himself at the centre of a cannibalism scandal over the weekend, has received fulsome backing from friends and colleagues ..read more
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Lovers of St George have gathered in London to express their patriotism using their preferred communication medium of mindless thuggery and violence ..read more
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Games Workshop have added to recent controversy in the popular Warhammer 40K line by changing the name of a well-established foodstuff to Snickers, it has emerged ..read more
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Laurence Fox has made a submission to search giant Google via their ‘Right To Forget’ programme, in an effort to remove all online references to St George’s Greek nationality ..read more
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The English are doing their best to celebrate St. George's Day in secret, as it's apparently illegal now ..read more
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Right-wing Tory voters are today celebrating Rwanda's self-identification as a safe country being enshrined in law, despite his staunch belief that self-identification for transgender individuals is 'absurd ..read more