Remember Sarah Huckabee Sanders? She was the White House Press Secretary for Der Trumpf, who became famous for ignoring the press and never taking questions. Now she’s the Governor of Arkansas, and is in a bit of bother, cos she just blew $19,000 for a lectern for her office. Maybe she’s going to start taking questions now. Ya think it might be gold plated and signed by Der ObergropenFuhrer?   A matching shitter is on order.   ..read more

Oh yeah, Der Trumpf begins his first mega-legal debacle day. As I write this, he has just entered the New York court room for the first day of his criminal trial concerning the hush money bribes he paid to the adult film star Stormy Daniels and the Playboy model Karen McDougal to keep them from spilling the beans just before the election Then hiding it as legal fees. The betting is all about how long he can keep his big orange gob shut during the next couple of months. Easy money there... It won’t be long.   ..read more

You have to laugh at all the furor that has erupted over Jeff Bezos’s fiancé Lauren Sanchez’s choice of evening gown at the recent state dinner for Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, at the white House. It looks like the outfit she is wearing the same one as on the prow of Jeff’s mega million-dollar yacht. But.... What about the face??? You have to wonder how many millions have been spent on that. Jeff’s ex-wife must be choking on her breakfast martini when she looks at the pictures.   Ya think?    ..read more

So, why not enjoy it again and again?  Yummo... Yummo... Yummo ..read more

As further proof that no one on Wall Street knows fuck all about fuck all, thirty minutes before the open yesterday, Barron’s told us that the Dow futures were up. At exactly the same time, Marketwatch told us that the Dow futures were down. C’mon guys... Next thing you know. One will say Der Trumpf’s Truth social is the buy of the century, whilst the other will say it’s the bomb of the century. Where should I invest my trailer rent this month? I've already done gold sneakers and bibles. Recommended reading.   ..read more

According to ace Loonie, MAGA “Moran,” Marjorie Taylor Greene, today's solar eclipse is yet another sign that the universe is about to collapse if we don’t re-elect Der Trumpf as the next President of the USA. If, God forbid, he is re-elected, the universe will collapse under the weight of his giant rancid orange body. Perhaps she should also consider that the epicenter of the recent New York earthquake was at his golf club cemetery for Ivana. Final question... Where the fuck is Melania?   ..read more

So, two days have passed since the New York, New Jersey earthquake rattled the martini glasses in all the bars. The big news was that the epicenter was at Der Trumpf’s Bedminster golf club. Never forget that his first wife, Ivana, was buried at the club in July 2022 in an almost unmarked grave. Theories abound that it wasn’t an earthquake, it was Ivana rising from the dead to put a stop to the Obergropenfhurer’s bullshit. She’s mightily pissed that he buried her there so he can claim the golf club is now a cemetery and eligble for substantial tax breaks. What a wanker.   Wouldn ..read more

My good mate and America’s best ad columnist, Barbara Lippert over at MediaPost, has a very funny piece “Dramamine gives Barf Bag the old heave-ho.” All about the just released video by FCB Chicago, celebrating the 75th anniversary of both products' invention. As she points out, a group of dedicated barf bag collectors from around the U.S. forms the heart of the film. Yes, they exist and are as weird as you’d expect. One guy from Maine drives a car with the vanity plate “Barf Bag”. Another earnest fellow calls himself a “nausavatologist.” Better than being a “douchnozzle,” I guess.  ..read more

Apart from the fact that gun sales are ramping up prior to the November elections, the big news, as far as I am concerned is that the election takes place on the fifth of November, which in Britain is known as Guy Fawkes Day. Yes, he's the geezer who tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament back in 1605. So, all the kids in Britain celebrate with big bonfires and lots of fireworks. For days before the event, you pushed an old pram with an effigy of “The Guy” in it around the neighborhood knocking on doors asking for “A penny for the Guy.” If they didn’t give you a penny, and they closed the d ..read more

Rudy Giuliani who has filed for bankruptcy and is currently facing a penalty of $148 million after he was found liable in court for defaming two Georgia election workers, said this in a recent interview... "The Bar Association is going to crucify me no matter what. I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. It will have nothing to do with anything I did wrong," he said. "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles and not being a weakling, like all these weaklings who are afraid to represent Trump." He also reckons he is ..read more