Celebrate Derby Day and Cinco de Mayo at Satire Brewing.   You’re invited! Saddle up and raise your glasses to Cinco De Derby Weekend at Satire Brewing!     Cinco De Derby Weekend at Satire Brewing Company  Yes, that is right! We want to celebrate for two days and have a party all weekend with new brews, drinks, and limited-time-only craft food.   The Kentucky Derby is Sat May 4. We’ll broadcast the event from our backroom seating area.  We are making our version of Derby Day favorite food – a Hot Brown – turkey, bacon, tomato, secret squirrel sauce (it ..read more

This month at Satire Brewing join us for fun special events, delicious seasonal beer, great food, new friends, and much more!    Satire Goes Green! | March 15 – 17   Join us for our St. Patrick’s weekend extravaganza. We’re celebrating all weekend long. Enjoy Irish delicacies, sip on Irish Whiskey, and – of course – Irish Beer, all while being entertained by mischievous leprechauns and traditional Irish fun.  So put on your green outfit and kilt (just remember to wear something underneath) and come on over for some St. Patrick’s Day fun! Don’t forget to start your day ..read more

Check out February at our Thornton brewery. Welcome to Satire Brewing Co., where we bring you unique and exciting beers to spice up your month. Whether you’re looking to celebrate Valentine’s Day, enjoy the Super Bowl, or dive into the world of Tennessee Whiskey, we have something special for you. Let’s take a look at what’s brewing at Satire this month.     Valentine’s Day Specials  “Can you feel the love tonight?” This Valentine’s Day, make it extra special with Satire Brewing Co. We have two exclusive Valentine’s Day Beers that are sure to impress. Pair these delightful ..read more

Shop the 5 Best Gifts for Colorado Beer Lovers.  There are a lot of exciting things going on at Satire this month. First and foremost, we couldn’t be more excited to bring you the new seasonal beers listed here. Second, we’re happy to share that, as always, Satire Thornton beer gift cards are available for purchase through the holidays and third, we’ve put together a fantastic list of gifts for beer lovers, perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, or any occasion. Read on for our suggestions.    Satire’s Top 5 Gifts for Beer Lovers  Gift Card  Keep things simple with a gi ..read more

Hey there, beer lovers! Are you ready to embark on a hilarious and flavor-packed journey with Satire Brewing Company? We’ve got some exciting news for you, especially if you’re in Thornton. Our beer gift cards are here to make sure good times never end! So, grab your friends, grab a gift card, and let’s dive into the world of Satire Brewing and Thornton beer gift cards.  Buy Thornton beer gift cards at Satire!   Satire Brewing Beer for Thornton Beer Gift Cards Never Ending Summer IPA  As the days grow shorter and the temperatures drop, we know how hard it is to bid farewell to t ..read more

All about Thornton Halloween beer. As the leaves fall and the air turns crisp, Halloween and beer lovers alike look forward to our flavorful beers that capture the spirit of the season. With innovative and delicious concoctions, Satire Brewery offers a bewitching selection of Halloween-inspired beers that is sure to delight and add a touch of spookiness to your celebrations.  Here’s what sets our Thornton Halloween beer taproom apart:   Annual Halloween Parties Come get your freaky on with us! Our famous annual Halloween party is coming up!  The place will be decked out in a w ..read more

All about microbrewing in Denver, where passion, creativity, and craftsmanship come together to create irresistible masterpieces. Embark on a journey through the art of microbrewing in the Mile High City. From humble grains to satisfying sip, discover the dedication and artistry that make Denver microbrew a force to be reckoned with.  Visit Satire Brewing Company in Thronton, CO. Metro Denver’s best brewery.     The Craftsmanship Behind Every Batch: Microbreweries in Denver are known for their commitment to quality and craftsmanship. Step into any establishment, and you’ll ..read more

Drink the best Colorado beer around. Colorado is known for breathtaking landscapes, outdoor adventures, and of course, beer. With a thriving craft beer scene, the state has become a haven for beer enthusiasts and connoisseurs. That’s why we’re proud to stand out for our unique approach to brewing and commitment to…satire. Visit Satire Brewery in Thronton, CO. Satire Brewery is located in the heart of Thornton and offers a refreshing twist on the traditional craft beer experience. Founded by Todd W who has a deep passion for both brewing and humor, Satire quickly gained a loyal following f ..read more

Bike-N-Brew Thornton 2023. Saturday, July 29. Be there or be square. SIGN-UP at FOOD FOR HOPE. Satire Brewing Company in Thornton, CO. We’re so excited to join in partnership with @ThorntonColorado and @foodforhopeCO to bring you this year’s Bike-N-Brew event in Thronton, CO.  The summer has been beautiful and it’s the greenest we’ve had in years – perfect for biking!     The Course  Start and end at Satire Brewing Company (12136 Grant Circle). Choose from two routes. Do one, or both, grab a brew, bring a friend, eat too much, and burn it all off in the end!   Ti ..read more

Visit Satire Brewing Company in Thornton, Colorado.  July is a month of HOT weather, outdoor fun, and social gatherings. In other words, it’s the perfect time to enjoy a light, refreshing beer. Here are some of the most popular beers to drink in July: 1. Pale Ales Pale ales are a classic choice for summer. They are light to medium-bodied, golden in color, and balanced in hop bitterness. With a crisp and refreshing taste, pale ales are perfect for outdoor barbecues, beach trips, or simply enjoying a lazy summer afternoon. 2. Wheat Beers Wheat beers, also known as witbiers or hefeweizens ..read more