Who needs opposition? The SNP show how to f**k it up all on your own
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4d ago
WHO needs a functioning opposition to f**k up a decade in government? Not the SNP! They’ve proved you can do it effectively and stylishly all on your own ..read more
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Sunak to invade Scotland for easy win
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4d ago
LONDON mayoral candidate Susan Hall has been criticised for a campaign based on unhinged attacks on Sadiq Khan and appearing to hate the capital. Here she shares a last rant before losing ..read more
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Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour
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4d ago
SO many Tories have defected to Labour over the years they have an initiation ritual modelled on the Hell’s Angels. This is what Dr Dan Poulter will have to endure ..read more
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We ask you: will you heartlessly punish blameless Tory councillors in tomorrow’s elections?
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4d ago
LOCAL Conservative councillors have done nothing wrong, so will you vengefully punish them for the sins of the national party in local elections tomorrow ..read more
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If you listen closely you can hear the Tories crashing and burning
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4d ago
THE public has been informed that if they stand still and the wind is blowing in the right direction, they will actually be able to hear the Conservative party imploding ..read more
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Changing leader again would be funny, Tories assured
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4d ago
THE electorate has reassured the Conservatives they would find a change of leader both desperate and hilarious ..read more
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What employers want to see on your LinkedIn profile: A guide for Conservative MPs
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4d ago
ARE you a Conservative MP worried about job security? Learn how to stand out from millions of other jobseekers desperate for work with this guide ..read more
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Sunak pins hopes on new pandemic
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4d ago
THE prime minister plans to recover from today’s election results by launching a new pandemic and furloughing everyone ..read more
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Ten Years To Clear Up My F**king Mess: Liz Truss's new book, rewritten by the electorate
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2w ago
49-DAY prime minister Liz Truss has released a new book detailing her plan to save the world. Britain has notes ..read more
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Can you guess the Tory MP by their blackmail sex scandal? A fun game for families
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2w ago
EVERYONE loves Conservative MPs and their propensity to stumble into hilarious sex outrages. Gather the family around and match the backbencher to their scandal ..read more
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