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The Sun is crossing its magnetic fields and thinking of anything but the flowing Milky Way as it waits in desperation for the Moon to block the Earth this Monday; allowing it to finally get some privacy. Having not voided … The post NASA Says Sun Will Defecate & Urinate While Moon Eclipses Earth For Privacy appeared first on You Ready Grandma ..read more

Spirit Airlines, renowned for their inventive fee structures, has introduced an up-charge for the inspection and tightening of aircraft panels. This latest addition to their fees aims to “provide passengers with the ultimate sense of security.” Dubbed the “Panel Assurance … The post Spirit Airlines Adds Fee For Inspecting & Tightening Panels in Your Row appeared first on You Ready Grandma ..read more

Washington, D.C. — In a surprising turn of events on Capitol Hill, conservatives are pushing to pass gun control legislation with the newly proposed H.U.S.H. act. The bill, which would require all guns sold in the United States to be … The post Conservatives Propose Mandatory Silencers To Limit Panic During Mass Shootings appeared first on You Ready Grandma ..read more

Kellogg’s has made a bold move in rebranding one of their beloved cereal mascots, Tony the Tiger, as Tanya. Yes, you heard that right, Tony has undergone a gender transformation, and the breakfast world will never be the same! Gone … The post Goodbye Tony, Hello Tanya: Kellogg’s Reveals First Transgender Cereal Mascot! appeared first on You Ready Grandma ..read more

(McAllen, TX) In a complete reversal on prior stances, the Biden administration unveiled a plan today to finalize the US-Mexico border wall by utilizing a “strange and seemingly endless supply of discarded ladders” conveniently scattered near the existing barrier. Biden, … The post Border Wall To Be Completed Using Unlimited Stock of Ladders Discarded Near Existing Wall appeared first on You Ready Grandma & Beastblend ..read more

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a shocking medical revelation, Mitch McConnell’s personal doctor, Dr. Felix Mortimer, took to the podium to address the nation about the senator’s “freezing incident,” announcing that he was able to “immediately rule out any possibility of … The post McConnell’s Doctor Says Knowledge of Senator’s Missing Heart & Brain Ruled Out Stroke, Heart Attack, Immediately appeared first on You Ready Grandma & Beastblend ..read more

Pisces – It seems like someone in your life is always relying on you for Every Single Thing Just leave the baby at the park for a few hours and take some time for yourself. Scorpio – All of your money troubles will … The post Weekly Horoscope From Your Favorite Grandma!!! appeared first on You Ready Grandma & Beastblend ..read more

In a bizarre twist of events, former President Donald J. Trump found himself in a hot spot as his pants caught fire while attempting to burn the letter he received from Jack Smith. What began as a fiery act of … The post Trump’s Pants Catch Fire While Burning Letter From Jack Smith appeared first on You Ready Grandma & Beastblend ..read more

Today, I am thrilled to unveil my latest creation: Beastblend, a unique line of merchandise that brings together the beauty of the animal kingdom in the most unexpected and adorable ways. Prepare to be captivated as I introduce you to … The post NEW! Introducting Beastblend Hybrid Animals: Sharkitten, Koalacorn & Slothtopus! 15+Colors! appeared first on You Ready Grandma ..read more