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Audi and BMW are engaged in a fierce battle to release the most arrogant and obnoxious self-driving vehicle ..read more
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45-year-old Simon Williams has insisted that as a licence fee payer the biased BBC should agree with him on absolutely everything and prioritise reporting on the things he believes are important ..read more
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Humza Yousaf has resigned as first minister of the Scottish Parliament, leaving Rishi Sunak to warn of a dangerous precedent if politicians must resign simply because they can't effectively do their job ..read more
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An incoming call caused bafflement and terror for 33-year-old Simon Williams, an IT service desk engineer at Oakey, Catherall and Sulley Insurance Ltd ..read more
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Like most people, I've been feeling the pinch lately. The cost of living crisis, inflation, and bills have all led to me facing some tight months, and I've been looking around for a way to make a bit of extra money to see me through ..read more
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This past quarter has been a tremendous success for Twitter. The verification process has moved to the next stage of its evolution, where I get to pick and choose who I deem worthy of verification, and this is obviously a very good thing ..read more
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4d ago
Some pseudo-science shite has suggested the highly annoying thing you do might make you a genius or something ..read more
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Ashfield's very own moron-herder, and the nation's only Reform UK MP, Lee Anderson, has revealed the shocking results of a new poll which point to him winning a stunning re-election victory ..read more
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Labour has announced a plan to take the Conservative Party into public ownership within their first term in government ..read more
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ITV has announced that its hugely successful TV drama, 'Mr Bates vs The Post Office,' was far from a commercial success. It lost about a million pounds, resulting in many viewers urging them to check the software that gave them that figure ..read more