My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
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I'm a primary school teacher who used to be a comedian. My views are totally from my own head and are not representative of any place of work past or present. My Thinks Come From My BrainThis, usually satirical blog, seeks to identify and lampoon various aspects of the current governing coalition - a word I use in its broadest possible sense. A coalition of 60-odd then two other guys from..
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
5M ago
Yes. Correct. It was an election result. And now we are the elected government ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
5M ago
Media demand to know why a coalition government has yet to be formed ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
Chris is leaning handsomely on his desk when his phone chimes into life. La Cucuracha sings across his office. Unseen, in a nearby corner, an aide facepalms for the 917th time since the start of the election campaign. Hi. Chris speaking. No, not that one. The Prime Minister one…. no the NEW Prime Minister one ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
Hello everybody. I’m a well-known National Party politician that in no way resembles a potato. For decades now, New Zealand school children have been failing us. They have been failing this country by sliding down the PISA rankings. What are the PISA rankings, I hear you ask? Well, they are a series of tests many ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
What better way to invite Chris Luxon into the Beehive than with a makeover ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
Following their resounding election success, the National Party have announced a raft of policies and legislation they intend implementing during their first 100 days in government ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
A new mini-budget from the incoming government ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
6M ago
After the country's swing to the right, we're back and brimming with rants ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
1y ago
imagine my surprise this week when the National Party, in their infinite wisdom, decided to release an education policy. As you can imagine, this got us so riled up here in the office that we dusted off our Windows XP laptop, waiting 17 hours for all the updates to be installed, waited another hour for it to become unfrozen, turned it off and on again, then started writing ..read more
My Thinks | My Thinks Come From My Brain
3y ago
This week the Labour government, in its infinite wisdom, decided we’d all had enough of them spending billions of dollars helping out large multi-nationals pay their wage bill during Covid, they decided on a completely new course of action. This week Labour announced an austerity plan. And what a plan it was. Who better to ..read more