(PenrosePapers.com) Ron DisHonest. Ron DeSoros. Ron DeSanctimonious. Meatball Ron. Presumptive 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has been on the receiving end of a wide range of mocking labels, most of them offered up by the Republican Party’s official playground bully himself, former President Donald J. Trump. So it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that […] The post In Latest “Woke” Poke, DeSantis Rebrands Himself appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) While the Squid Game-like workforce environment and authoritarian posturing have been dominating much of the Elon Musk Twitter press of late, several less-publicized moves will arguably affect the average Tweeter more. One of these – a long-rumored self-tweeting feature called AutoTweet – was confirmed recently by several company insiders to not only exist, but […] The post Twitter Rolls Out “Self-Tweeting” To Beta Testers appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) Add “Asshole of the Year” to Rand Paul’s collection of dubious achievements. The Kentucky senator was chosen by Anal Health Monthly’s subscriber base as their 2021 Asshole of the Year. Where past years have seen close contests – Mitch McConnell won in 2020, barely beating out President Donald Trump, AG William Barr, and several […] The post Rand Paul Lands Anal Health Monthly Honor appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) When freshman Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene stood and approached the floor of the House on Wednesday, a collective bipartisan groan rippled through the chamber. But Greene’s intention wasn’t to call for yet another adjournment as she had over and over in recent days. This time Representative Greene had legislation to propose. Wearing […] The post Clock Blocked: MTG Proposes Major Changes to DST appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) Rand Paul wants a crack at Jimmy Carter. For Ted Cruz, only JFK will do. And Lindsey Graham – perhaps channeling a certain golfing buddy – thinks Clinton should be given a second go-round. Even before Trump’s second impeachment has ended, a fresh schism has broken out in Republican Senate ranks over which past […] The post Future Ex-President Impeachment Schemes Fuel Latest GOP Schism appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) President Trump has long bucked tradition when it comes to the various day-to-day routines of the presidency, and his last departure as president from the White House on Wednesday will be no different. Instead of a presidential helicopter, limousine motorcade, or armored column, President Trump has chosen to depart via golf cart. “It’s a […] The post Trump to Depart DC in Golf Cart One appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) While an increase in stimulus checks to $2000 seems all but dead in the Senate, progress was made Friday on a bill that would acknowledge American sacrifice and perseverance during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. The 2020 Donald J. Trump Participation Trophy Bill would award every U.S. citizen who survived the year with a luxurious […] The post Senate to Vote on Participation Trophies for All Americans appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) Ever since Thomas Nast first used one in a political cartoon in 1874, the elephant has been the symbol of the Republican party. Sources close to the Trump administration say the president feels that 146 years is enough. As one of the “surprises” the president was promising for his convention, he announced early Tuesday […] The post GOP Elephant to be Sacked in Convention “Surprise” appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) The growing body of stories concerning Trump-created postal slowdowns is appearing to have an effect. At Thursday’s coronavirus press conference, the president announced plans to save the Postal Service by re-introducing part of its past. “The Postal Service, not good, not good. And not my fault, by the way. It’s certainly not what it […] The post Trump Taps Wild-West Tech to Tackle Postal Woes appeared first on The Penrose Papers ..read more

(PenrosePapers.com) Since the early days of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, the National Association of Practicing Virologists has been leading the charge on preventative measures. One of the first organizations to advocate for universal mask wearing, they have also been steady in their recommendations concerning hand washing, personal space issues, and crowd avoidance. On Thursday, they announced their latest virus-avoidance recommendation. Avoid Republicans. “Just stay the hell away from them,” says NAPV Director Dr. David Montgomery. “Don’t walk with them, don’t talk with them. The usually dist ..read more