The Chatty Chimp
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A little satirical newspaper, just sitting in our tyre swing flinging poo at the other troops. Partial to peanuts, bananas and tea.
The Chatty Chimp
2y ago
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, "It's a great opportunity ..read more
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2y ago
That'll show 'em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton ..read more
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2y ago
"Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!" says Vlad the Bad ..read more
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2y ago
Putin's invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of hand ..read more
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2y ago
What's the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can't do who the hell you like ..read more
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2y ago
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins ..read more
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2y ago
The imminent, unexpected and wildly applauded stabbing of Caesar Johnsonius is underway ..read more
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2y ago
El Queenie to appear in a NYC Court. The Yanks love a Queen, she'll blow them away, says over entitled twat ..read more
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2y ago
Tories delight "It's just like the good old days" says one MP as he prepares to feast on another failed leader ..read more
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2y ago
These buildings are an outstanding example of the most boring, uninspiring and depressing architecture in Britain and they should be protected ..read more