Sphere, the music and entertainment arena in Paradise, Nevada, just east of the Las Vegas Strip has been a big hit with crowds. Some mega big names have played at Sphere including Phish and 40 shows by U2. Opened on September 29, 2023, with U2 as its first performer in a residency titled U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at Sphere. It marked the group's first live show since 2019. MSG plans on ..read more

From the courthouse to "Sneaker Con," where former President Donald Trump announced his new Trump-sneakers which he calls the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.” THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS Links to Amazon may pay me a sale commission. This does not affect the purchase price ..read more

What happens if your pharmacy staff at CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid goes on strike? You can expect long lines, unanswered phones and surely cashiers.  Yup, just as we suspected, the last decade was practice.Mediators are using store receipts with barcodes to negotiate terms.  The big question is will the drug stores go out of business before or after a strike? THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS ..read more

Military buffs claim spy balloons are watching your every move. Drive in your car 100 miles and the balloon follows like it is reading your mind. Washington is mum on what secrets these balloons are capturing and if the hovering crafts all originated in China. Our Renegade military reporter didn't take long to send this update from 70,000 feet below the stratosphere. It's not a balloon you fools ..read more

Days after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed into law a bill dubbed "Don't say gay" law the governor has declared the law includes everything rainbow. The law includes banning FOOD. Rainbow peppers are on the chopping block and Florida's Department of Agriculture is being trained to destroy these promiscuous peppers when found.As many who opposed the bill stated, rainbow cookies which are a staple ..read more

Wordle began innocently as a daily word game by a Brooklyn-based software engineer quickly spread across the country, like a virus. People grab their cell phones while still in bed, and many do this before their coffee. Their goal is to solve the day's word puzzle. Officials have expressed concern and worked with greedy pharmaceutical makers to quickly develop a vaccine to medicate the players ..read more

Ukrainians are strong people very proud of their culture. When a country from another hemisphere show up with curds and gravy, it means war. Poutine is a Canadian dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with a brown gravy. It emerged in Quebec, Canada, in the late 1950s in the Centre-du-Québec region. Ukraine is putting up an intense resistance to keep their fries curd free. UPDATE ..read more

The common cootie shot has been re-engineered to protect against SARS-CoV-2 aka the novel Coronavirus.Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold and cooties to more severe diseases. A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.To be fully effective wait about a week or so after the cootie shot ..read more

Yogi Berra 'forever stamps' 58¢. Inspired the timely new slogan of the postal service, It'll get there when it gets there. Yogi is in the Baseball Hall of Fame and won 10 World Series, a record number. No answer when we tried to call the USPS to confirm this story.THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS ..read more

Billionaire Jeff Bezos flew in space today. Bezos’ company Blue Origin launched Bezos and friends into space, making history for many things, none more than his spacecraft constructed 100% from reclaimed cardboard Amazon shipping boxes.  Bezos told our Renegade News space bureau reporter that he is 100% committed to green. Skeptics think he was referring to the color of money, while ..read more