DISCREDIT RATING The Trump campaign is running ou...
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DISCREDIT RATING The Trump campaign is running out of ideas to discredit Joe Biden as a Presidential candidate. Trying to brand him as a socialist didn't take, saying he hates law and order and will destroy the police also fell on deaf ears, and Hunbter Biden is mostly played out. So none of it worked and time is getting very short -- the election is in just two weeks. So the Trump campaign needs something they can use against Biden and their desperation is being reflected in the ideas that are being floated: Biden challenging Trump's campaign  manager to a fistfight.  - J ..read more
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HOW DESPERATE IS DONALD? With the election loomi...
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HOW DESPERATE IS DONALD? With the election looming in only three weeks and the President tanking in just about every poll taken Donald Trump is becoming increasingly desperate in the face of a hopeless chance at re-election. What is a malignant narcissist to do when faced with the soul crushing reality that you suck and everyone hates you? Trump's Director of Spellcasting  Why you do anything, of course and Donald Trump is prepared to do just that. To this end, Trump has retained the services of a mystic gypsy woman to cast spells on the Biden campaign, The nature of these spe ..read more
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SCANDALOUS NEW TRUMP TELL--ALL BOOK Upcoming best...
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SCANDALOUS NEW TRUMP TELL--ALL BOOK Upcoming bestseller...if somebody writes it. Good concept though ..read more
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NEW SPONSOR -- FREDONIA BOARD OF TOURISM Are you ...
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NEW SPONSOR -- FREDONIA BOARD OF TOURISM Are you tired of taking expensive vacations to exotic destinations located halfway around the world? Ate you sick of all the hassle involved with documentation, passports, currency exchange, language barriers, and clashes of culture? You don't need to go wreck diving in Micronesia, tour the pyramids at Giza, or scale Kilimanjaro to have a memorable vacation. All you need is to come visit beautiful Fredonia NY! We even have a gazebo! Everybody loves a gazebo! Fredonia offers small town charm with big city aspirations. Come see a movie in our ..read more
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TRUMP UNSURE WHO TO BLAME FOR LOW POLL NUMBERS Pr...
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TRUMP UNSURE WHO TO BLAME FOR LOW POLL NUMBERS President Trump isn't doing so well at the moment. The soon to be ex-president is racking his "brain" in an attempt to find someone to blame for how badly he's doing in the polls. According to every poll taken, Trump is losing by a wide margin to his Dem rival, Joe Biden. A man Trump describes as slow and boring. President Trump making a boom-boom during a speech about absolutely nothing. Trump can't understand how this is possible. He knows it's not anything he's done, his performance as president has been exemplary so it has to ..read more
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THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT So we can all rem...
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THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT So we can all remember Trump's time as the President of the United States ..read more
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TRUMP RALLY ATTENDED BY THOUSANDS OF EMPTY SEATS ...
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TRUMP RALLY ATTENDED BY THOUSANDS OF EMPTY SEATS This past Saturday night, the marmalade colored monkey held his hotly anticipated return to form as the centerpiece of the ego feeding frenzy known as the Trump rally where he stands center stage grinning like a gargoyle while thousands of undiagnosed mental defectives cheer him on. This was to be Trump's night -- a display of his popularity unaffected by the COVID pandemic. Trump and his toadies boasted up to 1M people had inquired about tix to the event and they anticipated a sell-out crowd inside the stadium with a secondary sell-out crowd ..read more
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THE TEFLON DON--ALD Even amidst Trump's epic mish...
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THE TEFLON DON--ALD Even amidst Trump's epic mishandling of the COVID-19 outbreak which has led to soaring unemployment, an ever increasing death count and an economy in the tank his popularity is actually rising. As of yesterday -- Mon, May 18, 2020 -- he was polling at 49% approval -- a record high. The President hard at work. What explains this disconnect? How can someone be failing miserably at his job and find his approval rising? This increase means that 49% of people polled see the disaster Trump has wrought and responded to it with a hearty "Nice job, Mr. President!" This n ..read more
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DONALD TRUMP WINS AT IMPEACHMENT Preziduhhhnt Tru...
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DONALD TRUMP WINS AT IMPEACHMENT Preziduhhhnt Trump loves to proclaim himself a winner at all times. To hear him tell it, he wins at everything he does, always. Well. as of last night, he can add yet another win to his vast list of accomplishments -- he won at getting himself impeached. Winning bigly!Congratulations, Donald, you did it! There's been lots of Presidents but only a few have managed to get themselves impeached. You now belong to that exclusive club. How proud you must be! But this is no time for the Prez to rest on his laurels, there's so many more victories to claim. There's st ..read more
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