The Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee is the world's best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. It writes satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites.
The Babylon Bee
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With so many Hollywood endorsements piling up, it seems as though the roster of celebrities who haven't endorsed Kamala Harris for president keeps getting shorter and shorter. Who's left ..read more
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made during the first cabinet meeting in over 11 months today, as First Lady Dr. Jill Biden was officially sworn in as the first female president of the United States ..read more
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DETROIT, MI — Famed talk show host and meme subject Oprah Winfrey was showered with accolades today after last night's release of a moving 1-hour special on the dangers of alcohol abuse ..read more
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KNOXVILLE, TN — Sources within First Covenant Church of Knoxville recently confirmed that Cameron Garrison, the head worship leader, was quite certain that he could write a better song than anything in that dusty old hymnal the church still keeps around the pews for some unexplained reason ..read more
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U.S. — A tearful baseball fan reportedly rent his garments and cried out to Heavens while covered in dust and ashes, anguishedly asking God why Shohei Ohtani has to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers ..read more
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NEW YORK, NY — Authorities announced a statewide manhunt for Sean "Diddy" Combs, who authorities say escaped from his cell at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center by lubing up his body and slipping through the bars ..read more
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FARMINGTON HILLS, MI — It only took 15 seconds for Thursday evening's "Unite For America" open forum with Kamala Harris to change Opray Winfrey's mind and lead her to endorse Donald Trump ..read more
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AUSTIN, TX — Following the aggressive action taken by California against humor, satire, and online memes, Governor Greg Abbott signed an executive order to declare Texas a sanctuary state for memers ..read more
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NEW YORK, NY — Sources within several major media and news networks recently confirmed that most legacy mainstream media head editors are now "pretty worried" that the news of the latest Trump assassination attempt might distract from the plight of illegal immigrants around the country ..read more
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — Yet another campaign audience was treated to a speech specially tailored to relate to them, as Vice President Kamala Harris adopted a pitch-perfect accent and image while addressing a crowd of Italian American voters ..read more