Here Are The Remaining 10 Celebrities Who Haven't Endorsed Kamala Harris
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4h ago
With so many Hollywood endorsements piling up, it seems as though the roster of celebrities who haven't endorsed Kamala Harris for president keeps getting shorter and shorter. Who's left ..read more
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Jill Biden Becomes First Female President
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by Babylon Bee
4h ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made during the first cabinet meeting in over 11 months today, as First Lady Dr. Jill Biden was officially sworn in as the first female president of the United States ..read more
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Oprah Releases Moving 1-Hour Special On Dangers Of Alcohol Abuse
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by Babylon Bee
5h ago
DETROIT, MI — Famed talk show host and meme subject Oprah Winfrey was showered with accolades today after last night's release of a moving 1-hour special on the dangers of alcohol abuse ..read more
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Worship Leader Confident He Can Write Better Song Than Anything In Dusty Old Hymnal
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by Babylon Bee
5h ago
KNOXVILLE, TN — Sources within First Covenant Church of Knoxville recently confirmed that Cameron Garrison, the head worship leader, was quite certain that he could write a better song than anything in that dusty old hymnal the church still keeps around the pews for some unexplained reason ..read more
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Tearful Baseball Fan Asks God Why Ohtani Has To Play For Dodgers
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by Babylon Bee
5h ago
U.S. — A tearful baseball fan reportedly rent his garments and cried out to Heavens while covered in dust and ashes, anguishedly asking God why Shohei Ohtani has to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers ..read more
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Manhunt Underway After Lubed-Up Diddy Slips Out From Between Prison Bars
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by Babylon Bee
6h ago
NEW YORK, NY — Authorities announced a statewide manhunt for Sean "Diddy" Combs, who authorities say escaped from his cell at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center by lubing up his body and slipping through the bars ..read more
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15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides To Endorse Trump
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by Babylon Bee
6h ago
FARMINGTON HILLS, MI — It only took 15 seconds for Thursday evening's "Unite For America" open forum with Kamala Harris to change Opray Winfrey's mind and lead her to endorse Donald Trump ..read more
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Governor Abbott Declares Texas Sanctuary State For Memers
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by Babylon Bee
1d ago
AUSTIN, TX — Following the aggressive action taken by California against humor, satire, and online memes, Governor Greg Abbott signed an executive order to declare Texas a sanctuary state for memers ..read more
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Media Worried That Constant Trump Assassination Attempts Might Distract From Plight Of Illegal Immigrants
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by Babylon Bee
1d ago
NEW YORK, NY — Sources within several major media and news networks recently confirmed that most legacy mainstream media head editors are now "pretty worried" that the news of the latest Trump assassination attempt might distract from the plight of illegal immigrants around the country ..read more
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'Pizza, Ravioli, Spaghetti, Mamma Mia!' Says Kamala Harris In Mario Hat And Mustache While Addressing Crowd Of Italians
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by Babylon Bee
1d ago
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Yet another campaign audience was treated to a speech specially tailored to relate to them, as Vice President Kamala Harris adopted a pitch-perfect accent and image while addressing a crowd of Italian American voters ..read more
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