Some Kind of Diaper
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Some Kind of Diaper is something entirely different: satire, which imitates real news kind of like how a caricature sketch the artist at the mall makes does indeed look like you, but with exaggerated features.
Some Kind of Diaper
2y ago
Families of victims who perished in a horrendous blaze in Canton, NY, are not entitled to damages from eight female firefighters who arrived at the fatal inferno at least nine minutes late because they could not “go out in public looking like this.” Footage from security cameras in the station
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Some Kind of Diaper
2y ago
Existential Issue: Are We Stuck in Here & Now Forever You might also like...Because you’re sophisticated, modern, and discerning.Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen JesusCaption Contest: Headline for Condom AdKim Davis Caption Contest (Deadline Aug 1)Lottery Winner Inspires Others, “If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!”Forget Riding
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Some Kind of Diaper
2y ago
Organic molecules could be building blocks for single-cell organisms scientists find boring After spending “you don’t want to know how much” of tax-payers’ money sending a sophisticated probe to Mars, NASA announced – in a cowardly email – that the Perseverance probe found only simple organic molecules that, at best,
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Some Kind of Diaper
2y ago
A cartel-produced, peer-reviewed study published in this month’s Cartel Science Magazine found that trees fed a soluble methamphetamine based food source metabolized – and consequently eliminated from the atmosphere – 50-110% more carbon dioxide (CO2), a greenhouse gas implicated as a primary driver of climate change, than trees in the ..read more
Some Kind of Diaper
3y ago
Some Kind of Diaper
3y ago
Aliens are here and the government has no intention of coming clean. That’s the claim of an anonymous government whistleblower. Additionally, the aliens are reptilian, and they have been abducting large numbers of reptiles from Earth to have sex with. Curiously, there has been a decline in reptiles worldwide. Ecologists ..read more
Some Kind of Diaper
3y ago
We are not alone in this universe, whatsmore it appears we found someone to fight with. A team known as “The Breakthrough Listen Astronomers” discovered an unusual radio signal emanating from the direction of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun, just 4.2 light-years away and which UFOlogists claim ..read more
Some Kind of Diaper
3y ago
We had the honor of speaking with the legendary Stacey Buttner for three and half minutes. You might remember Stacey is the programmer who two months ago became a hero (below is her on our cover from that month). Stacey Buttner had no idea that by putting the yellow “HELP ..read more
Some Kind of Diaper
4y ago
As the pandemic hits record numbers all over the US, hospitals have sounded the alarms, warning politicians and the public that, unless preventative measures are put into place immediately, hospital beds may become unavailable within a week. And while this may happen under the watch of the empty chair in ..read more